*goes on his seventeenth vacation in the last six months in you're path*

>*goes on his seventeenth vacation in the last six months in you're path*

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good for him
I would too if I could

WOR is basically a one man show whenever Alvarez is on, he couldn't give less fucks if he tried

>hates the product
>barely does his job
>works the marks out of their money to just blatantly make shit up
>spends half the year on vacation
I gotta admire the man for living the dream, money and miles brother

he hates mike sempervive so much bro

MONEY
AND
MILES

Not as much as he hates Meltzer.

It's really sad.

Sempy fucking sucks.

you can tell he has some respect for dave atleast

Don't make fun of him, he was suffering from severe vacation withdrawal

absolutely rinsing the dumb marks

who doesn't?

He needs a Brian Last

He tries his best to keep Dave on track, that's all the show is, and Dave just spergs out sometimes. Every now and then you can hear Alvarez muttering about how dumb Dave is while Dave is saying the same sentence in a loop for 17 minutes.

fucking this. POWER RANKINGS TIME

1. Filthy Tom
2. Chico
3. Dave
4. Granny
5. Craig
6. Garrett
7. Jim Valley
POWER GAP
8. Vinny
9. Denise
POWER GAP
9000. Lance Storm
9001. Simpervive

Vinny was so cool until he got Trump Derangment Syndrome. Filthy is the only one who is actually entertaining now.

>starts going on a rant
>Dave or Sempervive interrupt him while he's getting into it to talk about something uninteresting
Bryan needs cohosts like Vinny all the time that know when to let him go off on shit and not ruin it by trying to get in some random bullshit that literally no one cares about. It's worse when Bryan interrupts them when they are mumbling endlessly to go into a rant and then stop him to finish their thought... can those autists get the hint?

>dark colored creeps

Chico is living the gold boat lifestyle off thoe 13.95s
Cannon Beach is expensive as fuck, it's the god damn beach from the Goonies

It's a gimmick, retard.