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Is Any Forums a HONKY TONK MANIA board?

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He's based and dimes:
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mega dimes

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based

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The attitude era big 3

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Based

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>assaults 2 blacks in a 20 second period
based?

Yes

cringe

who is the greatest IC champ of all time then ya FAGGOT?!

can't bonk the tonk brother

You're cringe.
Just wanted to say that while my block elsewhere is processed and I have to go away for a few days.

The goat

>zoomie normie who doesnt know how to use the internet

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legit the greatest IC champ

I just can't be assed to do that shit anymore. I'm old.

NO TONK NO

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I saw Honky Tonk Man at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything, but he cut me off and said “Oh, like you’re doing now? It's not cool. I"M COOL.”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “I'M JUST A HONKY TONK MAN! HE'S A HONKY TONK MAN, IM A HONKY TONK MAN” and doing that hip sway dance thing. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter and said "IM THE GREATEST INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION OF ALL TIME".
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me while shaking his hips. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly and said he had to get out to his Cadillac before he got a parking ticket.

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>All right Tonkymaniacs! Its the moment you've all been waiting for!
I KNOW YA'LL WANNA HEAR THIS GIT-TAR, I KNOW YOU WANNA SEE THE GREATEST INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION OF ALL TIME!
I GOT BETTER MOVES THAN DISCO INFERNO AND ALEX WRIGHT!
I GOT BETTER SONGS THAN DOUBLE J AND JOHN CENA!
IM BIGGER THAN THE ENTIRE AEW ROSTER!
I GOT BETTER SIDE BURNS THAN THE ROCK, AND I GOT THE BEST MANAGER OF ALL TIME JIMMY HART
>Thats right Honky baby!

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I am rewatching some 1986 WWE and it's so wild watching WWE initially pushing Honky as a babyface who's "Friends with Hulk Hogan" I think I was watching wrestling at the time, and I don't remember this at all .

He was doing his regular HTM gimmick, the voice, the gear, the impression he was just playing it as a babyface in the northeast. Man did the fans not buy it at all, you can hear the booing in some of these tapings, it was so rare for a fan to go against the WWE face/heel plans. It really makes you wonder about Vince when he thought this act was a babyface

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Any Forumsposter?

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1986 and the years surrounding it were pretty comfy wwf. really like the wwe old school episodes they have on peacock from that era of the house shows

he's not but I'm the one from /smg/ who mentioned I was watching through in order

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Has Honky ever shooted on his cousin and his history of sodomy?

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Can't believe honky tonk man got a pepe before Ryback