Don't mess with this guy. He will bust your skull open

he always looks so sad

then go to, like, one free taekwondo class. the one next to your kroger or publix, that has a big van talking about kids summer programs? Go sit in for a free lesson and it'll catch you up to about where he is.

bro he cant even throw a jab .just spam crosses and cm cuck will turtle up like a bitch

but it wouldnt be fair. if everyone on this board had payed hundreds of thousands to be trained by the best for years like phil did, they could probably heem him. hes someone who just was not put on this earth to engage in physicality.

is 90% of this board emaciated paraplegics? There's no way that's correct.

If you take a single class in anything you will destroy Cuck Man Phil.
The guy is, and always has been a terrible athlete. Little strength, cardio not great, no flexibility at all and now his body is all fucked up and broken down. Chances are in the average Any Forumsuser's favour. srs.

He might twirl at you.

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When I play UFC online I always go with the random character select. The only time it works against me is at welterweight if it chooses Phil. The other guy in the lobby just keeps spamming "nice" or "wow" over and over, then after I lose in humiliating fashion because Phil is slow, weak, and unskilled. Not a good combination for the Octagon.

Maybe if most guys here are obese never fought shut ins. But if anyone here has been in any street fights or played college or even high school sports would probably take saw dusted punk man. The self admitted non athlete single father stoner journalist mauled him easily

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i trained bjj for 2 1/2 years so i would literally murder this dude

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>holds his breath to punch
The evidence that Duke and Dana trolled the piss out of this guy keeps piling up.