Valve's Steam Deck

What went wrong?

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>What went wrong?

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tldr

You people still mad

>faggots still seething because I would rather play 20 year old games on a linux machine than pozzed nuvidya on some gay console
Neat.

Oh wait you're the same dude? Holy shit lmao.

>Switch - 4W
>Deck - 25W
I think this everything.

I wouldn't buy one either if I was a jap. Shit is like $200 more expensive for no good reason

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not sure what else to do with this, it's a shame we can't buy coloured replacement buttons yet or make custom trackpad stickers
valve missing texture would look nice on the trackpads

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anyone found custom vinyl stickers yet? or is it probably easier to just get it printed and cut myself? its just a rounded square

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Nothing. Switch trannies just can't accept that their baby game machine is obsolete now.

portable gaming consoles and consoles in general are for kids
real men only play on PC

based
cringe

You could switch even to 3W on Deck if you would like to, it's customizable unlike gaming consoles.

False flag. I only play on pc and I'm stoked to play this on the couch while I watch football and kino. Laptop's are shit and I only use mine for work now.

>Bugatti Veyron - 304mph
>Ford Transit - 68 mph
I think we all know who the winner is

test

shit's rough to use with my manhands, for tiny asian hands i can't imagine it feeling very ergonomic

It’s fucking over deck bros… First Trump now Gabe… FUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!

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Mine came in a couple of hours ago but I'm too tired from busting my ass at work for the past 11 hours to fuck with it :(

>steamdeck so non-user friendly that it requires days of set-up before it's actually usable
sad

>he doesn't work 9-5

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>babyhand racemixer in youtube didnt like it
ok but what do (you) have against it?

No, fren, I'm so fucking tired I'm worried I'll nod off and drop it

I run my own business, sometimes you have deadlines to meet

I'm not sure why Valve is marketing a handheld designed for large hands to a country of manlets. They should wait until there's a Deck Slim revision or something.

Japan can't handle Gabe's girth.