>"John? I need to commit... grand theft auto."
Fuckin bravo
"John? I need to commit... grand theft auto."
Hunter Russell
Aaron Campbell
Claude doesn't talk.
Jacob Gutierrez
Obviously it's the guy talking to him on the phone, retard. Did you even play the game?
Connor Murphy
Why is he calling him John, then?
Isaiah Mitchell
GTA3 guy's name
John Claude Van Damm Speed
Hunter Kelly
He sighs when he gets hurt
Luke Moore
>Hand it over, that thing, your Dark Souls III™: The Fire Fades edition
that line gave me chills bros. perfection
Henry Cooper
Where the hell did you hear that?
Adrian Sanders
Fucking zoomers
Samuel Ortiz
Yes, user. It's the zoomers who don't understand why your headcanon isn't mentioned anywhere.
Jose Brooks
I think you are genuinely retarded
John Walker
Please start presenting actual evidence or I'm afraid I will have to throw this case out of court.
Cooper Jones
>"You think you are some kind of saints?"
>"No, there are no saints in this row."
Any Forums, you told me this game was bad.
Kayden Taylor
My proof is...here!
Nathaniel Butler
Bravo!
Austin James
Hudson Sanchez
That isn't talking
the fact that you're trying to fucking roleplay like a faggot, for one
Angel Gomez
>Ellie… I guess we really are The Last of Us™ Part I
Isaac Gray
Aaand you got nothing.
OP's evidence: "...ur dum!"
My evidence: "OP's headcanon appears nowhere on the entire internet."
Concession heartily accepted. I think you are genuinely retarded.
Jace Robinson
>I've become Sneed.... Formerly Chuck
Jaxon Nelson
>all we have are our fantasies
>this cannot be the final one
Chase Bell
>Vice City™ is twenty-four carat gold these days.
bravo rockstar
Aiden Morales
Metal..Gear?
Juan Barnes
>"John.... the dead... they just.... they just keep rising"
Fuckin bravo
Ryder Young
>what you're seeing is Advanced Warfare
>and you must answer to the Call of Duty
Austin Martin
Fuckin bravo!
Carter Torres
>"So you can just grab me out of nowhere on a whim and put me in stasis until you need me again? This isn't life. This is more like... Half-Life. Half of the time I'm living, half of the time it's like I don't even exist."
Andrew Watson
>"give me grand theft auto liberty city stories... or give me grand theft auto vice city stories' death
Literally did shit and piss my pants after this moment
Thomas Walker
This thread is what happens when the two extremes of the autism spectrum meet.
Julian Cruz
>Don't mess with me, I'm yakuza.
>I'm not afraid of you, because... *rips shirt* I am Yakuza, Too
Jose Kelly
>We're Spec Ops; The Line exists for us to cross it
Ethan Myers
>"Cortana, what exactly am I looking at here?"
>"That... is Halo 2, John."
It's like I came, but inside my thoughts