"I AM... JOHN HALO."

>"I AM... JOHN HALO."
That part always gave me chills.

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Still inferior to "It's Morbin Time", when he sacrificed the old gods to open the parallel gate.

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>"Sir. Finishing these freedom fries."

Why did he cuck Cortana

kek

>"Leave Jiren to me!" - Black Sperm

true kino

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>"Mr. Halo, the combat... has evolved."

>Noble Hierarchs, surely you understand that once the Chevy Tahoes-
>SIIIIIIILEEEEEENCE!
God, that scene was intense.

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>H-Hey Chief... C-Can I call you... Daddy?"
WTF did she mean by that?

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>I overheard the guards...they call it, Halo.

how did he understand aliens?

>"Cortana...what exactly am I looking at?"
"That, is Halo 2."
I clapped

He speaks Wortish

I don't get it. Cortana snaps her fingers to make the Prophet's broadcast speak english...but he was already speaking english in the previous cutscenes?
Wass this seriously the best Bungie could do? How could miss such an obvious plot hole?

He was speaking English ironically.

He was rhetorically speaking ironically

ummm its auto-translators, that everyone in the universe has. you know just like mass effect.

Halo is a pretty cool guy, eh kills aliens and doesn't afraid of anything

>For a brick, he flew pretty good!
It's the future, how does he know what a brick is?

They have documentaries on them in school

>Game is about extraterrestrial objects called Halos
>Main character is a robot called Halo with a little girl in his head

Why do people say Halo was ever good again?

We all wanted to fuck the little girl

It invented the FPS genre

>"Don't make a girl a promise if you know you can't keep it... Daddy."

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>Bad guy is called Obama
>Good guy is called Osama
Life is full of these little mysteries

They were the same person dude, you ever saw them in the same room? Of course not.
Thats why it was so kino when he realized he could destroy America far easier as his Obama identity and faked his death using the seal team

tag spoilers next time dude!

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