Bros... We are dying of cancer...
Bros... We are dying of cancer
wtf? I've been working over night for 10 years...
big if true.
go check yourself for brain tumors
hope this means I get a raise
What if I sleep for 8 hours after my night shift?
>reading this at 2 am
>alarm set for 6 am
Congrats you just cured cancer
Some people would prefer to sleep during daylight hours. In fact, I would argue that non-nocturnals are also non-humans.
Sleep only works when you do it at night sweetie.
Always fun to see wagies crying about their lack of sleep because they hate their lives so they eat into their sleep schedule as much as possible to try and get a few more hours of enjoyment out of the day before they have to go back to work in the cage.
I pity them, honestly. Haven't used an alarm in 15 years, I sleep less than 8 hours maybe once or twice a year.
>I would argue that non-nocturnals are also non-humans
go ahead, present your argument to us
What the fuck do nightshifts have to do with sleeping less? You can still sleep 6+ hours if you work nights.
I would argue that you're gay
Bro... literally almost anything gives you cancer
>WHO doesn't realize you can sleep during the day.
Yeah bro it's totally not the (((vaccine)))
>only 6
>not 8 minimum
Hope your will is up-to-date
sucking dick doesn't
>NOOOOOP STOP WORKING HARD YOU MUST BE A SLACKER WHO RELIES ON GOVERNMENT STOP OWNING THINGS
Only mentally ill want to live forever. Getting a nightshift right now.
HPV
yes goy, it's you staying up all night playing hte video games goy, it's not the rampant corpo pollution, lack of safety standards in chemical use, and pesticides. it's the video games. now go work all hours of the day so you're too tired to figh-uhhh fight off that wonderful peaceful nap
That's a cute way of saying "Please be awake during our business hours."
Not me
Living makes you die
In the end we only have two options: succumb to a disease or die of a freak accident
>NOOOOOOO STOP HAVING A LIFE BE A WAGE SLAVE SO YOU CAN BE OBSESSED WITH OWNING THINGS MATERIALISM IS THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS ALSO YOU'LL RELY ON THE GOVERNMENT ANYWAY REEEEEE
keep licking that boot
Bootlicker.
I wish for an apocalyptic event, every living thing on planet Earth dying at the same time is something I really want to experience, no one's safe and our history, our creations, everything will be forever erased as if it never happened
Buddy, walking outside and taking a deep breath gets you carcinogens.
Why do think so much cash is thrown at cancer research?
and who's responsible for your rent and expenses?
>tfw haven't has a good nights sleep since I live with my parents seventeen years ago
I'm dreading going to the doctor because it always seems right when you and and you do find out you have cancer you die fast as fuck
>Still seething over a flu vaccine
2 more weeks until were all dead?
You're right, that only gives you Monkeypox.
but i have sleep apnea and really hate the cpap masks on my face
Are bullets freak accidents?
My argument? It's right here
*unzips penis*
Daylight niggas rise and shine my pole
>no sleep will give you cancer
>but naps will kill you too
wow it's amazing all the innocuous things that are suddenly being linked to potentially fatal issues since almost immediately after the COVID vaccines started becoming public.
You really showed those jews by being a complete loser. Keep up the good work user the govt was relying on your income tax from taco bell
YWNBAW
You will never have socialism.
Stalin would gut you like a trout himself
Hello ESLkun, would you like to repeat yourself?
Post the whole article.
So what if I'm sleeping a whole 10 hours during the day? When I was a wee lad, I would naturally drift over to sleeping during the day and stay that way until school was back in.
>awake 20h sleep 8h
its fine
What the fuck are you talking about
Whoa buddy, did you just call me a loser? Shit, I better go out and waste over half my waking life in the wage cage to prove I'm a good goy.
Does the WHO have an article warning about eating food packaged in plastics because it gives you cancer, or no because everyone on the planet is affected by this?