Raw Gamethread #2

The cats are running the asylum

>As close as it gets
gets to what?

man Becky is seething

Do your job Graves

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I need Mella in my life

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JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER FELLA

>niggers vs wops
NXT race war

Wish she would beat Dixie Kong for the belt. Her title reign gimmick is about sitting at ringside watching others wrestle. Get out of here COONEST,

Tony D will save wrestling

Imagine wasting three hours of your life away to watch WWE RAW. E-drones have no lives and that’s a shoot. Carmella is made up of plastic and can’t wrestle for shit. But in WWE, in-ring skill isn’t a must.

>Fuck the haters. That match was fun.

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HELLO BOILS AND GHOULS

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no million?

what a weird match

>A non charismatic Enzo will save wrestling

try again

>tfw no Staten Island trash gf

Death

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Oh and Sasha Banks fucks fans I forgot to mention

Willie Nelson!

no thanks I only watch real pro wrestling

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>Not enjoying both of the top wrestling products instead of console war BS

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OIM ON THE FREAKING POSTER

Sorry I'm not a homo that only gets off to sweaty dudes with (no) muscles

Ezekiel when? Don't care about the rest of these antidraws shitters

Why are you still here?

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Why won't the homely Asian girl in the Little Caesars ad fuck Billy?

Bex reads the Observer

SUDDENLY VINCE

I watch both and I hate both

Bexbros not like this...

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

How do you not laugh your ass off while performing this ?

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BASED

HAHAHAHA THEYRE DOING IT AGAIN

>both of the top wrestling products
Raw and SD?

THE GENETIC FUCKIN JACKHAMMER

Blacked by R-Truth

he’s on next

VINCE

kek, you got me

screaming is not a gimmick

VINCE AGAIN FUCKING LMAO

Xbox/Nintendo>Snoy
WWE>A*W

WTF VINCE AGAIN

VINCE *BOWS DOWN*

Kek I am gonna never stop loving Vince coming out just to dab on the media

VINNY MAC HERE TO DRAW THE THREAD AGAIN

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OH SHIT VINCE

DADDY

VINCE

BASED CARNY IS BACK

THEN NOW FOREVER TOGETHER

WHAAT

Vince doing the Trump, telling the world to suck his 3 million $ dick

BASED BASED BASED

Kneel

I'M MARKING OUT

BASED VINCE

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TRANNIES SEETHING

VINCE?!

VINCE-SAMA I KNEEL

kek

Vince AGAIN...AEW in shambles

Vinnie looks like he should be in a casket

I hope he shows up on NXT next

I want Mommy to do this to Becky. No stabbing, just pull a knife out to intimidate her.

Based, Vince just doesn't give a fuck

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Vince is just dabbing on em at this point

>DID YOU REALLY THINK I WOULD BE FOUND YOU FAGGOTS?

TRANNYXIRS... WE JUST GOT BTFO TIME TO JOIN THE 45% AND RISING

BROS RAW REMEAMS ITSEF

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BASED Vince, fuck the cancel culture

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>Hello [city]. Now. Then. Forever. Together. *leaves*

VINCECHADS...... WE EAT!!!!

Time for a ratings boost!

I love Becky like you wouldn’t believe bros. I could live inside her ass.

I can't imagine this guy having sex in the last five years

>Vince calling Cena the greatest star of WWE

fucking your mom

Im so mad, he was accused of sexual harassment which means hes as good as GUILTY

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>that jump

YOU STILL GOT IT

MASSIVE POP FOR VINNY MAC

By being extremely horny

finally a real draw is here

CENACHADS

kek he got winded just from that

>I did not sleep with that woman
>in fact we were UP. ALL. NIGHT!

>vince jumps into the abyss

I WANNA CARM INSIDE CUMELLA

alright

thanks for coming vince

LMAO JUST TO ANNOUNCE CENA

I knew I was a bottom when I watched Vince back in the Attitude era. He's such a fucking chad.

Hogan, Austin, and The Rock BTFO

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSAVADO

>arrives
>announces something for next week that was already announced weeks ago
>leaves
Hes so fucking cool. Love him.

I hope he shows up on NXT tomorrow too.

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are those boos that I heard?

He's got more spunk and energy than I've seen him in 10 yrs. Pressure makes diamonds and based FTW Vince

Well that was uncalled for you faggot nigger loving tranny

>trannys rejoice vince is leaving
>comes back to no sell it Friday
>COMES BACK AGAIN monday to bring back the goat
Trannys absolutely btfo

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This means Cena supports rape

BASED

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kek based Vinny Mac making woodditards seethe

I will actually be sad when vince dies

kek vince is the best

VINNY MAC BITCHES

Vince flexes on the world yet again

Sammartino in shambles

>come out
>pops the crowd
>say one line
>leave
Based King Carny

>can't even walk out of a ring without tripping
>I'm supposed to believe this man can have sex

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maybe you haven't followed the news but metoo is dead famalam

>when Vince shows up on NXT Level Up after a Quincy Elliott match to say hi next

Becky is going to get credit for the ratings boost

>"ROFL trannies Bryan won't make Forbidden Snore lul cultists BTFO!"
>Rhea Ripley unable to compete

Happens every time. Tony Khan could take a shit in his hand and throw it at a disabled child, and the next day Stephanie's college pornos where she screams the n-word would get uploaded to XVideos.

Vince probably doesn't even know they still run NXT

man, vince almost bit it getting his foot caught on the ropes
woulda cried if he fell like biden

>that's it
kek what a carney i love him

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It's physical power play. He is telling the investigation that without him WWE dies

riddle should have won

I'm accusing YOU of sexual harassment. I'll leave the rest to the mods.

>YES VINCE THANK YOU FOR SHITTING IN MY MOUTH MMMMMMM YUMMY WUMMY IN MY TUMMY
e-sloppers are fucking deranged

You mean nigger? Say it you pussy

He isn't looking healthy bro.

>Riddle vs Omos
Damn. That brings me back.

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Riddle/Roman shouldve been at MITB, what a waste to put it on TV if Roman was gonna win clean anyway

I think it was people cumming

WE THE ONES

Absolutely this

kek Ojama finna seetholola

Is it just me or did they just drop the stipulation to that title match? They have made no mention of it.

Well, he said the most loyal super star and if Cena is not the most loyal of all of them I don't know what to tell you

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What happened to Rhea? Why is Carmella in the title match?

Vince will die at the age of 95 with lacey Evan's daughter riding his dick

Liv Morgan pussy slip???

>Vnce Derangement Syndrome
this tranny seething

>Accusing an user of having sexual relations of any type

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He will outlive you.

t. Tranny

>bork
so much wow
many impressive

Riddle is winning MITB, to cash in at SummerSlam and win the title.

But Bryan is a much more valuable star than Rhea, plus there's a possibility for a MOTY contender with him while the Rhea match is a contender for a Promo Joe video.

Made for Big Italian Cock

So what movies is roman going to star in when he reaches kikewood?

Steph...... HNNNNG!

I said this years ago and i'll say it again
Vince is literally the greatest wrestling performer to ever live

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lesnar smashing reigns will be good but wrestling is still dead

it's on the jerk

My cousin cries whenever Cena loses please tell me he beats theory

>Vince shows up just to do filler segments
what's he up to man? what's he doing?

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Im down for Vince every single week

user...

No it was announced

all of them are loyal

It's TIME for the SAME EVENT

Yes, made for a BIC razor

Bro

id love it but Seths winning

and promo for the SAME MATCH

to pop a rating after playoffs and get momentum back

>brock vs roman again

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Riddle will become big when he goes full baki

When the Savage-Steph tapes leaking?

brokeback mountain 2: brokeback island

WWE SUUUUUUUUPERSLAM

OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE AGAIN?!

Even Hogan?

>There longer than 20 years
>Still there
Ha Randy put in his place

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hes such a cuck slave that he got a vasectomy to signal how much he hates his ancestors

coulda had a nice underdog story with Riddle. nope. gotta do brock for the 100th time.

Vidya movies will become the new marvel and Roman will be Kratos

Not worth watching, they were recorded on a potato

Is that a new theme?

>hey bros... a bit of a bummer I lost the biggest match of my career and can't challenge for the title again
>but im just happy to be here doing what I love in WWE!
>fans cheer politely
>Randy, I miss you bro
>leaves

I’m just here for Elias

superhero movies and/or fast and furious spin offs

My Super Samoan Stepdad

Get over with the crowd and drown out the controversy. Most news outlets that aren't wrestling already dropped the story since no rape or libertarianism happened.

Lacey has a 5 or 6 yo daughter; she'd be legal (and in nXt) by time Vince is 95. Maths are your friend.

Chances of Orton coming back at Summerslam and helping Riddle (mitb cashin) beat Roman?

Bros would you marry someone like Maryse if it even if she had been fucked by a few guys?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ITS FUCKING NASCAR BABEEEEEEEEEEEE

Rock's F&F spin off was actually good for what it is.

every girl has been "fucked by a few guys"

BIDILIBIDILIBIDILIBIDILIBIDILIBIDILIBIDILIBIDILIBIDILIBIDILIBIDILIBIDILIBIDILIBEWWWWWW

Sorry I thought cena was coming out? Where is he?

>people move from cable to streaming because there's no commercials
>multinational corporations take over streaming
>flood it with commercials

Oh, he's coming out

Pretty sure he said next week

Next week nigga

When Elias coming out. It’s been so long.

Yes.

I’m sure Rock will produce and Hobbs and Shaw tv show for peacock starring Roman

damn that nigger ugly

That's next week. Stay tuned, we're about to watch Riddle's tight pink hole get stretched by Omos.

But she's that young now. That was my point.

Aquaman's Chubby Brother, WaterWorldLad

Was that a real commercial?

ok i am only half paying attention. it's raw I'm not high enough for this

roasted

I went to see it with some friends and went in blind. Surprised me when I saw Roman.

So when people search for his name, the chance that "showed up on Smackdown/RAW" pops up instead of the allegations.

You joke but I'd pirate that show.

>Chrisley knows best is still on despite them being federally convicted
Proof that the courts are a work

He's board now that he's only running the company from the shadows and not dealing with the minutia.

How many of you are in disability benefits?

GIB ME DAT DISABILITY WELFARE

>Most news outlets that aren't wrestling already dropped the story since no rape or libertarianism happened.
vince is antiwhite enough that there is zero chance of him going down, he is globohomo to the max, zero loyalty to his people

>Hey Raaandy T-Shirt
kek

WATCH AEW

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>Riddle is 36 years old
Broooooo

>I'm not high enough for this
so get higher, I did

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lol he say bro a lot haha

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>Most news outlets that aren't wrestling already dropped the story since no rape or libertarianism happened.
They dropped it because nobody gives a fuck about wrestling in 2022 lmao

THIS NIGGA CAN'T CUT A PROMO

Is there any male on the main roster under 30?

People just want to laugh at dumber looking people on TV.

i will when it reaches over 1 million
which means never

Still waiting for that Tel Aviv show, Vince. Please no sell Palestine as well and you'll get a bonus check.

Tranny are you ok?

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YOU STILL GOT IT
YOU STILL GOT IT
YOU STILL GOT IT

>we have RVD at home

Theory is like 24

riddle is cringe af

Omg, did he die?

:(

Would be based if his opponent is Randy

Riddle is my favorite wrestler I don't care

Based 76 year old athlete.

NO CHANCE IN HELL

>jumping and dabbing on trannies
Based Vince

Theory

Cody is Riddle's boy? Since when?

damn white boi got hops

Yeah I ate like 30mg edibles about 90 minutes before RAW. Get higher, it's much more enjoyable lol

>narrator voice: he did not win MiTB

I’m not joking and I know they need content at a constant rate. Universal will be more than happy to give Rock a decent budget for show with cool stunts

nah he jumped off the steps to save face after tripping on the rope

me when I see a joshipedo on the floor

I don’t like black people music but Omos’ theme is legitimately good

Jesus, humor about what could happen in 2035 is cp. Are you even old enough to remember the fuckin desktop monitor countdown programs for the Olson Twins/Lindsey Lohan/Emma Watson turn legal clocks were required widgets on your Gateway?

Dominik and I think Garza and Humberto

Just saying, technically Riddle can't challenge Roman even if he wins money in the bank because of the stipulation he agreed to where if he lost last Friday he can't challenge roman again

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MY BOY CODY RHODES

>Freaking
Why can't yanks swear?