Nintendo DIrect 9.13.2022

TOOTHPASTE

UYOIGHSDFHIIASDF

TOOTHPASTE-CHAN WAS REAL

Toothpaste chan!

Anime website

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Red/blue hair looks retarded, and I hate that it's being put into so many Switch games.

>stickying this and not the ireland one
MODS = BRITBONGS

*ahem* wordfilter based, cringe, seethe, cope etc

>Fire Emblem to start
This is gonna be another dogshit direct, I guess

>Protag isn't mute
Nice

>fire emblem

cringe

God I hate dubs so fucking much

WTF THE TOOTHPASTE LEAK WAS REAL WTF THIS SUCKS

I thought Toothpaste was supposed to be a girl...

Fire Emblzzzzz

Nintendo has no original games

Nice PS2 graphics JRPG weebs

LET'S HECKIN GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

God I love dubs so fucking much

>already some shit no one cares about

It's the next new smash character!

How did someone managed to leak this shot so many months in advance?

>sticky
>only 15 posts

this place is fucking dead

I'm so fucking tired of fire emblem
SO FUCKING TIRED.
FUCK YOU FIRE EMBLEM YOU'RE NOT FATE.

check this 4

>Fire emblem

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PERSONAAAAA

Oh shit MC is talking what the fuck

>stickychads
It feels good to win.

those animations and character designs remind me of rwby

Censored Emblem, BORING

what the fuck is that design? i haven't played fe since sacred stones, did it really change that much?

more like faggot emblem

>gay ironic weeb trash that helped bring the whole tactics genre down
Starting off with the trash, huh?

I wish my favorite series could get this many games

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>PS2 graphics
Peak 3D

>this thread is now a sticky
its all downhill from here

Painful VA

Toasting in a sticky bread

>sticky

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there are more non anime boards than anime boards. go back redditor

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>the Toothpaste leak was real

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Fanservice Emblem

POSTAN IN AN EPIC BREAD

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awful start

the design leak long ago was real lmao

Its already dogshit gg

did he just say nigger?

N

idc about this but I'm happy for you fire emblem bros

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>toothpaste is real
well fuck

CHIIINAAAAAAAAAA

HELL YEAH MOTHERFUCKER

>TOOTHPASTE-KUN
Male bros, WE WON!

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COLGATE-KUN?!

>Fire Emblem

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FUCKIN FIRE EMBLEM AGAIN

BEST
MATCH

FIRE EMBLEM
ENGAGE RIDLEY
MOTHER FUCKER

>YOU HAVE TO EAT ALL THE FE

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POSTAN IN A STICKY

PS2 MODELS WITH LIKE 20 POLYGONS LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Same

>The royal family of dragons
>We want the got audience.

what the fuck was the leak

Must have been something wrong with the other thread. lol

part of the chinese translation team

STOP MAKING FUCKING FIRE EMBLEM MAKE A NEW F-ZERO FOR FUCKS SAKE

Who the fuck actually plays the FE games? I've never met a genuine FE in my entire life

WHICH LEAKS ARE REAL?

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3H FUCKING LOST

When's Marios

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ENGAGE WITH MY DICK NINTENDO

God I fucking hate Yuri Lowenthall AAAAAAAA

It will take a LOT to redeem this fucking bullshit. Fuck fire emblem.
Fuck fire emblem.
Fuck fire emblem.
Fuck fire emblem.
Fuck fire emblem.
Fuck fire emblem.

At least they're getting it out of the way first

woah its the kid named finmger

Watch Japanese stream faggots
youtube.com/watch?v=rSKEEuC-Er8

I'm done with this fucking series

toothpaste-chan!

i hate fire emblem so much

dont tell me they hire Sungwon Cho
i'm getting real tired of that nigga

BLOODBORNE

Isn't this just a console version of FEH

Holy fuck that looks like ass

TOOTHPASTE CHAN IS REAL
>TOOTHPASTE CHAN IS REAL
TOOTHPASTE CHAN IS REAL
>TOOTHPASTE CHAN IS REAL

>fire emblem

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.

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Fire Emblem is like my mom's hoover, been around since the 80s and has sucked ever since.

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I literally hate Fire Emblem so much, bros

Its looks like a flashgame

TOOTHPASTE CHAN I KNEEL

I dont understand Marth. Do FE fags hate him because he got popular with Smash bros then they started putting him in everything?

>homo engage
tendiebros???

I JUST WANT A FUCKING DK GAME

I'm here!

What do I win?

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Why does this look even worse than 3H?

ok don't post porn guys

already hate the start of this

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Wait, is this actually the next game or a spinoff?

God why is fire emblem of all things shilled so hard by Nintendo.

It can't be that successful outside of Japan.

QUCK, POST YOUR WAIFU!

I LOVE SERENA AND IM DECLARING MY LOVE FOR HER ON THE SEPTEMBER 2022 DIRECT STICKY!

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BotW2 WHERE

HERRO EVELYWAN!

I have met 2

Mario movie trailer when

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Is this not just the xenobladation of fire emblem?

Can I get a rundown on toothpaste user?

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fe heroes and tms had a kid

>the leaks were real
>somehow ended up even worse
don't know that was even possible

XENOBLADE!
XENOBLADE!
XENOBLADE!
XENOBLADE!
XENOBLADE!
WHOOOOO!!!

>TMS the Fire Emblem game

FE had a big leak a while ago

OFF TO A SHIT START

ohohohehehehehahaha

garbage
i will bomb intelligent system's hq

Why do zoomers love immersion-destroying crossover shit?

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Fire emblem but XC2 was popular so lets just do that

FE CHADS, WE WON

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>TOOTHPASTE CHAN WAS REAL

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I HATE MODERN FIRE EMBLEM I HATE MODERN FIRE EMBLEM

Nintendo already won

this jap is a important person

>Fire Emblem Engage
Shitty looking protagonist, but the rest looks pretty good.

my buddy in high school played fire emblem awakening on his 3ds.

he's now the senior general manager at a fiat car dealership

>toothpaste chan is real and male is canon

You really don't but ok

THE MARIO MOVIE IS REAL

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mario?

YES! Starting off with a bang. Not sure how I feel about bringing in a fusion mechanic.

Any Forums started as an anime website, election tourist newfaggot

Really dumb looking MC

Ah, "collectable" paper. My favorite.

WHAT ELSE WAS IN TOOTHPASTE LEAK

how does the guy click his fingers that loud

It's summons shit right?

>garbage
>garbage

BEST DIRECT EVER BROS

leak was female version of the main character with the toothpaste hair stood indoors

CONQUEST LUNATIC 2 HERE WE FUCKING GO

3HKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH, HEROESFAG SWINGING

the idea of pulling on the souls of past FE mc's to aid you in is fantastic

Castlevania did it and it was great there

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Marth has never actually been popular he was just forced. Dude couldn't even win a popularity poll in the gacha.

GAY KISSING!

>terrible designs
>mixing Warriors fanservice cringe with a mainline game

Holy hell

>Persona Emblem

>Toothpaste was real
It actually looks much better than the leaks did.

>takes place in heroes continuity

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Fire Emblem is like your mom. Been around since the 80s and still has a good suck on her

THIS ALREADY FUCKING SUCKS

Where's the Mario movie trailer?

>literally lord of the rings FE
Art looks like shit but im excited

this is crap but at least its not tlou

Will I get arrested by the rozzers if I watch this as a bong

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>It Takes Two
>Now with worse graphics
Fuck off. Terrible.

PUKES

Smelly no good, another anime sword chess game

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>Nintendoshit
Roru, maybe i will bother emulate something
LMAO

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What was in the toothpaste leak?

NINTENDO
W
O
N

Smug superiority.

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>It takes two
shit the leaks are real

>FE Engage
Why does this read like some mobile shovelware?

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This is a fantastic game but holy shit this port is rough looking

FUCK
THE
OSCARS

everyone report in for the start of the direct while the shovelware shows
Any Forums here

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Posting my waifu in a sticky

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Wait Switch didn't already have it takes two?

NO ONE IS LEAVING UNLESS I SAY SOAHSH!

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>NEW ANNOUNCER VOICE
I already like him more.

BORIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

FARESBROS WHERE WE AT?

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Claiming Sabrina!

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it's over

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how many fucking fire emblems are there? I can not even keep track of that shit anymore.
It is like they constantly shit out Fire Emblem shit for the Switch like god why are they pushing this franchise so hard on this system?

as someone who has never played any i dont even know where to begin.

also fuck captchas on PC. so much easier on the phone.

>it takes 2 port
the whole fucking leak was real holy shit

>port
lol

the new fire emblem is the most generic shit i've ever scene

psp graphics kek

it takes two wasn't on the switch already?

God dammit indie shit

FUCK
THE
OSCARS

BOTW 2
BOTW 2
BOTW 2
BOTW 2
BOTW 2

HOLY SHIT
IS THAT AN XBOX GAME?
ON THE SWITCH?
OH MY GOD

>Fire Emblem: Toothpaste
>Port of It Takes Two (It looks like 480p)

AAAAAAAA
NOBODY WILL NOTICE IN THOSE WAVES OF SHITPOSTING THAT I'M NOT GAY!

HAH! GAAAAAAAAY!

Jojo Emblem

Can’t believe Toothpaste was real…

>Homo Emblem
Amazing

Why does anglo always uses the same 3 voice actors?

BOKUJOU MONOGATARI
You ARE watching the japanese direct, right?

Wow I literally played this game on my PC.

Because I clap whenever I see something I recognize.

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Ibuki Mioda!

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w-what if you dont have a pal?

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Just follow Captain Slow's advice.

>FIRE EMBLEM
>PORTS
YEP ITS A NINTENDO DIRECT

streamer bait games
bros...

>game is so blurry and low rez that looking at the direct hurts my eyeballs
multiplats on switch were a mistake

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WHERE'S THE ORIGINAL NARRATOR

>team up with a friend
well.. guess i wont be buying this one

What else was leaked?

Retarded setting but seems fun

>new voice

>starts off with fire emblem shit
Yeah looks like this is a sleeper

i was hoping it takes two came to switch so I can finally play with my girlfriend

What leak

Why the fuck is CJ in that farming game

In before it was supposed to be mobile shovelware and made it a full game instead

Splatoon 5 come ooooooonnnnnnnn

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this FE will get rid of the "it's too anime" crowd? hopefully we can only hope.

Rough start

>Port

>Relationship gets tougher when they have to play on fucking Nintendo Switch

Dudes, what if we took It takes Two, but smeared cum over your eyes so everything is blurry and low res

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lol

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oh great a whocuck

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me
30 year old british incel

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SHOW ME METROID PRIME 4

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Where is Odyssey 2, Metroid Prime Trilogy, and BOTW 2?

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the resolution for It Takes Two is gonna be BRUTAL. This game was really super demanding

shamir

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>crossover ghost shit in a mainline FE game

Yeah that series is dead.

THE LEAKS ARE REAL

THE LEAKS ARE REAL

THE LEAKS ARE REAL

>LITERALLY NAMED FEE
have fun paying for dlc, fire emblem sisters

>garbage
>garbage
>garbage

0/3 so far. Is this the best Direct yet?

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I don't own a single shitendo console but I'm here for the shitposting.

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Why are hoomans trying to become the new face of shitposting?

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fpbp

FUCK YOU

They really don't have the confidence to make a new game with all new characters anymore. I guess it makes sense when you look at the main character

FUCK THE OSCARS

I LOVE FARMING

MORE WII U PORTS
NINTENBROS, WE WON!!!!!!!

Framechads!

FATAL FRAME

wow! moom post

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New Fatal Frame?

>Fatal Frame
Censored garbage

FATAL FRAME CHADS

MIKU
I LOVE MIKU

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ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Maybe they might mention D7 since its coming out early next year.

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Digital Only lol

Colgate is sponsoring a Fire Emblem game literally about S-Supporting your way to saving the nation. What a fucking world.

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cringe

>he doesnt know

CAN WE GET MUCH HIGHER?

Bernie! Bernie! Bernie!

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GIVE ME A NEW FUCKING DONKEY KONG.

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Tell me what else was in the toothpaste leak

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mario if he fake

wtf fatal frame

can't wait to play this with my wives, going to enjoy watching them compete for who gets to play with me, loser has to cook!

ALL BOARDS
REPORT IN

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where da video games

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FATAL FRAME BROS WE WON

FATAL FRAME?! NINTENDO WON

BOOBA

FATAL FRAME!?

UWAAAAH IT IS HOLLOL GAIMUUUU I SO SCALEDUUUU

Any Forums here, waiting for disappointment and a new fap material

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FE colgate amiright?

is this a new fatal frame or a port?

>fatal frame
huh

why is nobody sharing the leak you fucks

stop pretending to be excited for fatal frame. none of you played or care about it

I love Red Riding Hood

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kys faggot

MY CUTE WIFE RUKA

NEW FATAL FRAME
>NEW FATAL FRAME
NEW FATAL FRAME
>NEW FATAL FRAME
NEW FATAL FRAME
>NEW FATAL FRAME

...

ALL BOARDS, REPORT IN!

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>Ports and FE trash
Don’t care+L+Ratio

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oh shit FF4 port, thought this franchise was hard dead

FATAL FRAME

What leaks ?
Post it

>muh Marth
Remake and nostalgia culture is a fucking cancer

bro its like the 40th time they showed this stupid camera game

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The Switch is a port machine

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HOLY FUCK FATAL FRAME

>local co op on both 2 systems or 1
giga based

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what leak??

is Fatal Frame anything like Silent Hill

STRIPPER FRAME YEAH LETS GOOOOO

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War flashbacks of the fucking flashlight obscura. I hated that shit

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PORT AND SEQUELS

FUCKING FINALLY FF4 GYRO

My very cute wife.

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I LOVE YOUR BENIE user

lol you're getting a Prime 1 remake according to the leak

/d/ reporting
Where are the giant girls

Playstation 2 games on Switch unironically look much better than modern games

that mound

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING

>no gf

ROBOCHADS WE WON

>that tit jiggle on the trailer

>horror game
>with a pop rock soundtrack
Japan, explain.

FATAL FRAME
>FATAL FRAME
FATAL FRAME
>FATAL FRAME
FATAL FRAME
>FATAL FRAME
FATAL FRAME
>FATAL FRAME

Holy shit that robot girl looks disgusting

Literally an anime girl head on a robot bug body

RINGO

>ringo

that voice lmao

it's my girlfriend's favorite game series for some reason

Somebody here will still fap to that

WHAT AN UGLY ROBOT.

I'M GONNA COOOM AHHHH

>mechawife
Does Sony even need to exist?

what the fuck is that voice acting

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT BODY

what the fuck is that voice

hahaahahahahaha what is that NECK

Mario if he real

NORMALIZE INCEST NORMALIZE INCEST NORMALIZE INCEST NORMALIZE INCEST NORMALIZE INCEST NORMALIZE INCEST NORMALIZE INCEST NORMALIZE INCEST NORMALIZE INCEST NORMALIZE INCEST NORMALIZE INCEST NORMALIZE INCEST NORMALIZE INCEST NORMALIZE INCEST NORMALIZE INCEST

If it's ok for fags to freely spread deceases among the population and for tr*nnies to mutilate their bodies and groom children, then the pure love between siblings should also be legalized everywhere!!!

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The Scrimblo fans aren't even wrong anymore.

why does she screech

>0/4

Looking good bros, might be the best Direct ever.

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>for the [title] game
why does nintendo use this phrasing so much

MECHACHADS

mario if he real

ROBOT PUSSY

xenobros.. what the fuck is that ugly thing

BOTW 2 CONFIRMED

Fucking xenofags.

Oh god her voice sounds horrible

Any Forums standing by

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That voice is awful lmao

the fuck lmao

Robussy
That dub voice sounds awful

Any Forums

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Poppi if she Adanine

NOT AIGIS

mario if he real

POST THE LEAK NIGGERS I WANT TO GO TO BED

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Lovely Chiaki!

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InoCHADs WON.

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don't fap to that

lol dub

idk id I can bone this bros

/adv/ reporting

>robot autism

It's a port of a 10 year old game

>Fire Emblem: Toothpaste
>Port of It Takes Two (It looks like 480p, and runs at 30fps) [November 04]
>Port of Fatal Frame: Mask of the Lunar Eclipse (30fps) [Early 2023]
>Xenoblade Chronicles 3: Season Pass DLC 02

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YUNIE YUNIE YUNIE SWIMSUIT!!!

LMAO THAT VOICE

Cool robo design desu
Shame it's Xenoblade

>dub

COLGATE CHAN IS REAL

*earth-shattering nuclear pop*

>That voice

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incredible design

noa voice acting

AAAAAAAHHHH~...

I DON'T CARE ABOUTXENOBLADE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Fatal frame should NOT be on a Nintendo exclusive game.

SHIT MECHA

I like Ino.

>swimsuits
UHHH, CENSOREDFAGS?

Poppi but she long neck

SWIMSUITS FUCKING CONFIRMED

ZELDA HD IS REAL LEAK IS REAL

/vt/ reporting in!

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ROBOT SEX
ROBOT SEX

What the fuck is that voice

I love Japan

I want to fuck this... thing

need to breed

I'M GETTING A FUCKING HEADACHE FROM THIS 2B BOOTLEGS ASS

Why can't they make a containment direct ONLY for Fire Emblem? fuck

>That Eunie swimsuit
Oh my

Holy shit I thought they would just say it had new costumes I thought they wouldn't show the bikinis in the direct

/opg/ here

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/vg/ here, time to bring /lozg/ back

Ino looks like fucking shit. What the FUCK Nintendo what are those proportions

LIGER BROS

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>Fire Emblem
>Ports
>Xenoblade shit

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>bikini eunie
HOKY BASED

I love my wife Bernie!

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>get drawn
>not Drawn to Life ports
Fuck you, announcer.

COOMER SWIMSUIT OUTFITS FOR XENO 3 CONFIRMED

ERIC ON SUICIDE WATCH

Literally so Poppi hero bascially

>new Fatal Frame
Part of me wants to feel excited, but it's pozzed shit

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>redditbob
4chansisters......we lost.....

>REDDITBOB
OUT OF MY FACE

>soul hacker system mk.ii

/x/ here literally going insane over the symbolism already

>swimsuits
DOOMPOSTERS BTFO

>*record scratch*
SHE ERMMMMMMM..... APPEARS TO BE UMMM MECHANICAL

0/5
Absolute disaster so far.

Japan.

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>redditbob

Yeah..., Spongebob....

This user knows

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Any Forums reporting in

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SPONGEBROS... WE WON

Hey, cool, I like Spongebob's games.

ARE YA READY KIDS???

You guys know you can play the stream at 2x speed right

ITS HECKING SPONGBOB!

YOOOO SPONGEBOB AHHHHHH IM PREORDERING IT NOW

twincest?

Will censor schizo finally shut up about xenoblade 3 now that there are swimsuits?

Shit shit shit, the police are banging on my door already. I'm not dishonoring the Queen I swear.

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SIFUCHADS

This is fucking terrible

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I *need* to fill her womb with beanz

why is patrick a luma

getting garbage out of the way early I see

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is that a fucking sequel to battle to bikini botton?

SPONGEBOB ODYSSEY !

>spongebob
finally something fit for Any Forums

You know what fuck it, spongebob is a W

I'm squidward

>SWIMWEAR
SHITPOSTERBROS I THOUGHT OUR GAME WAS CENSORED??????

YOU WA SHOCK

no!

CMOOON
SPONGBONG

>nigger sponge

Spogebab?

>redditbob

Worst day of my life.

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modern xenoblade is an embarrassment
how far this series has fallen

THE ONE PIECE IS REAL

Lolicock is a gift of heaven.

>Fist of the north star boxing
Holy shit

Literally Spongebob-A-Spongebob

jesus fucking christ

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>squidbob/spongeward outfit
day 1 buy

Not even close to best girl.

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tendies tongue my anus

Yo wa shock

I love Neptune! I love Purple Heart! They're the same person but I love all of her.

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>FotNS boxing
lmaoooooooooooo

>FIT OF THE NORTH STAR
kek

Nani?

>fitness with ken
LMAO

>These are the games that Any Forums gets excited over

FACTORIO??????????

>tfw Spongebob is the best looking thing so far

lyn and her new game!

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kinda gay ngl

>FIST OF THE NORTH STAR FITNESS GAME

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>ChadBob

Oh my god

LMAO

YOU'RE ALREADY SWOLE

NANI

WTF LMAO

omae wa...

TIME TO GET SWOLE

sovl

BOXING
WHYYYYYYYYYYYY

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you're right, but weebs have no standards and will eat that shit up.

WHAT

HOLY SHIT FACTORIO ON SWITCH?

WTF?

mario if he real

LOL

bernieposter, will you have sex with me if i cosplay as bernie (male)

lmao the fuck?

HOLY
B
A
S
E
D

Fist of the northstar exercise game sounds pretty cool actually

>exercise game

LMFAO KENSHIRO EXERCISE

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>Redditbob

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holy based

zelda?

What the fuck is this shit?

EXERCISE FIST OF THE NORTH STAR HOLY BASED

KEK

hp;py baserd

>Boxing with Ken
Oh shit lol

fuck off lmao

Nice. Kenshiro! I can finally die while working out.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
WA FITNESS

JUST

/an/, always

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Did they get Krabs' VA? Isn't he hard to get?

The meme will never die.

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>Hokuto no Ken Fitness boxing
KINOOOOOOOOOOOO

SAY MY NAME

i legit thought they were going to port the yakuza kenshiro game
but nope

HOLY SHIT
FIST OF THE NORTH STAR WII SPORTS BOXING

cool

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Kenshirobros.... what the fuck is this?

Ok Fist of the North Star shit is cool in a retarded way.

What…

a rhythm game...?

>Original actors
Did they get Clancy Brown?
>FOTNS Boxing workout
Amazing

What?

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JUST!!

KINOOOOOO

>factorio on a controller

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO

JUST

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alright they're frontloading a ton of trash come on now have some real hitters nintendo

god i fucking hate kenshiro moralfag retard

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>Fist of the Northstar fitness game
...Okay, I'm moderately interested in that.

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>KENSHIRO APPEARS
>SHIT PANTS
>LMAO RYTHM GAME
fuck you.

Eunie is a footslut

>fist of the north star fitness
Interesting

Switch 2 soon kekekekeke

WHAT IN THE FUCK

I'M SOLO I'M HAN SOLO

well I do need to get exercise

>spongebob is a W
The absolute state of Nintendo

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Garbage

Oh no no no no no

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welp. nintendo lost bros. time to pack it up

FUCK ME I THOUGHT IT WAS THE ACTUAL FIST OF THE NORTH START GAME AND NOT THIS SHIT

>fist of the North Star
Lmao

/m/ here

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>fist of the northstar rythm game

OMAE WA MOE FITERU

i will now buy your console

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ATATAATAATATATATATATATATATATATAA

Finna Any Forums

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fucking gold post

tought it was the first of the north star yakuza game for a second

My wife Laetitia is so cute!

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Holy dumb fuck. What is this shit?

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Fist of the north star fitness game
Based

ENTER
CHADBOB

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IM THE MOTHDRFUCKING FIST OF THE NORTHSTAR HOLY SHIT

>coomer swimsuits
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBUUTTTTTTTTTTTT POZZZED GAME?????

what the fuck are all these garbage

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>Here's your Kenshiro game, bro.

mario if he real

REMEMBER WHEN XENOBLADE CHARACTERS WERE APPEALING ?

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You have to go back phoneposter

Holy shit,
>DLC
>Indieshit
>Spongebob
>A garbage minigame
>Indie shit

>A Fist of the North Game
>Fitness Waggle Shit
Holy shit fuck you Japan

We did it, Xbox xisters, we got these Nintenchuds on the run

TUNIC WAS A FUCKING CUTE GAME

ATATATATATATATATATATATA

You don't want to know what my uncle's dodgeball was like...

I FUCKING LOVE ODD BALLERS!!!

YOURE ALREADY FIT

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Finally a new zelda game,..

>Fire Emblem: Toothpaste
>Port of It Takes Two (It looks like 480p, and runs at 30fps) [November 04]
>Port of Fatal Frame: Mask of the Lunar Eclipse (30fps) [Early 2023]
>Xenoblade Chronicles 3: Season Pass DLC 02 [October 13]
>SpongeBob SquarePants: The Cosmic Shake [2023]
>Port of the Yakuza Fist of the North Star ga-- Fist of the North Star: Fitness Game
>Oddballers [2023]
>Tunic

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Yep, Clancy's in the game

Here's your Zelda

/tg/ reporting

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Esl moment

KEN-SAMA, SPARE MEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Is that some shovelware???? Nintenbros we're eating good!!!

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>People woke up for this shit

cute gaem

ATATATATATATATATATA

Least they showed some nice jiggle

wait was tunic really not on switch already?

THATS MY ASS!

>Fist of the North Star
>it's shovelware garbage
fastest 100-to-0 I've ever done

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Jesus

another glitchy physics party game...

zelda if he yiffin in hell

>100 word essay due in next week
>can’t stop watching the stream

help

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>Sticky
It's time

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wow its fucking nothing

look at that tunic framerate lol

TUNIC BASED

mario if he real

>Fist of the north star but rhythm game
god dammit

FotNS deserves better

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>Front Mission
OH SNAP

Holy shit those remakes look bad

FRONTCHADS HOLY SHIT

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>the story is unlocking the tutorial manual
sasuga

>yiff in zelda

fuck yeah front mission

>fist of the northstar fitness game
Shows over, let's pack it up. It wont get better

Sex

You're fucked, pal

>all fucking garbage
And Any Forums will say it is the best Direct ever

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This is actually horrendous

Did they pozz the translation for these remakes?

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Front Mission..finally.

I can't wait to play mobile games on my tv!

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"Jagi" isn't that hard to pronounce properly, holy shit

they just keep getting better holy shit

The designs, menus, and the premise of the game got leaked months ago.
She already has tons of fanart, and her game only got announced minutes ago.

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i'm giving you my power

hikaru-chan~

KEYED

Did you play the Yakuza reskin

Already 10 minutes in stop with the indie shit already

It's over...

lmao

nigga 100 words aint shit

Mario if he real

AHHHHHHH IT LOOKS SO UGLY STOP GIVING MY FAVORITE FRANCHISES TO THESE HACKS

>we get toothpaste-chan in a fan service instalment with Jojo mechanics rather than a full FE4 remake
I'm done, I'm out

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Uh oh Fire Emblembros how can we compete with robokino...

It's already been 10 minutes

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>100 words
I can literally do that in like 20 minutes, are you retarded?

>100
That's nothing.

/toy/ reporting!

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>100 word essay
Kekd

FRONT MISSIONNNNNNNNN

Literally what?

OH FUCK FRONT MISSION, WHAT THE SHIT?

I'm getting paid to watch this on company dime.

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>PORT
>PORT
>REMAKE
>PORT
>PORT
>REMAKE

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Just write WHOA 100 times, it'll be fine

come on give us titanfall you cunts

FRONT 3 YOOOOOOO

Im loyal to my queen

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>mfw watching the Direct so far

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Any Forums here

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>let's just remake the whole fucking franchise
Okay.

>orginal actors
Is that Spongebob game old or something and didnt have the actors?

Wow what a nothingburger this direct is. It's over.

>fitness of the north star

mario if he real

strategy bros… we won…

i kneel. best direct in years.
nintendo won.

oh, a new character in smash, I wonder who...
>piranha plant
are any of you also seein this

Front Mission kino, finally good news.

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