You trip in the tavern and all the stuff you stole spills out of your pockets onto the floor. You look up and see this, what do you do?
You trip in the tavern and all the stuff you stole spills out of your pockets onto the floor. You look up and see this...
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since they're lizard people and constantly need to keep their skin wet and moist do you think they also smell like a swamp? No wonder Ulfric keep them near the dock so the smell won't be too bad
pay the court a fine
>what do you do?
I pick up all the stuff I dropped, walk out, ride home to my wife Aela, and fuck her hot, hairy pussy in the doggy style position all night.
hop on all fours and scurry away to go give someone paranoid schizophrenia
wujeeta more like mywifeeta
I like this one.
Look at her panties so I have something to think about in prison.
Ask if shes busy later
why is the world ending in the background
Because shes not wearing pants
I’m not a nigger. I do not steal.
lizards are dry
Ask why she doesn't have a scaly, spotted anaconda coming out of her dress.
Pick up lizard
Put lizard in bag
You can't steal the argonian bar wench!
guess its time to work off all I've stolen
Scrub the dock and don't come back until you are done.
She won't be when I'm done.
Lame.