Splatoon 3

*ting ting ting*

Ahem.

Fuck Fish flys.
Fuck Cohozuna
and most importantly fuck Spawning Grounds

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>$60 for 2 maps and getting disconnected when someone leaves

Spawning Grounds being the only returning salmon run map made me realize how shitty it is compared to the new ones
>tfw you get high tide and a flyfish spawns on the other end of the universe, past all the grates

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>he hasn’t finished the secret kettle
Explain yoursef

Is there a rank after Eggsecutive VP?

I want a bigger locker

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any salmon lobbies?

I just wanted to get through the actual story part, i sill need to go back for all the other stuff.

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I'm a shitter and impatient and my own worst enemy. Last attempt I jumped at a pillar before inking it and realized I'm done for the day. I finally saw the first checkpoint though, I think I'll get there tomorrow

I bumrushed the story, started cleaning up the levels properly but I'm only at site 4 now.

How did a classy dude like Big Man get roped into teaming up with unhinged delinquents like Shiver and Frye?

Should've done it like

Ay (fuck Fish flys)
Ay, ay (fuck Cohozuna)
Ay! (and most importantly fuck Spawning Grounds)

Nope, but you can earn badges by earning points beyond Eggsecutive VP

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I pray for your success on the rail bow level

They're not deliquents, they're trying to raise money to improve the ghetto at is Splatsville. He saw how Frye and Shiver had good intentions and fresh style, so he jumped in.

BLASTER CHADS Which is the best blaster right now? I'm using the range blaster because fuck it. I can't stand luna's short range

Delinquents with hearts of gold have always been a thing. Doesn't preclude them from acting like stereotypical yankees.

I fucked up the very end of the stringer oriented rail one after an hour of doing it and don't want to look at it for at least two weeks

blame team chaos

>tfw thought I was hot shit for hitting 200
>there's up to 999
Yeah, I'm not getting that unless I'm playing privately with pro friends or something. Going by today's rotation, I'm extremely lucky I even got to 200 on that map

NTA, I liked that one I used the blaster because fuck that last shot.

Not a blaster player but Rapid Blaster has been making me seethe so that one

post yfw
"that heavenly melody"

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>NA messages are all shi-

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The best time to do it would be during a rotation with all-Grizzco weapons, but those probably won't be showing up for a while.

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horribly cringe and overdone, the remix also sucked shit
the single player in this was so bad

>He didnt beat it with the bow
Coward

I keep getting filtered by the opening platforming gauntlet

despite fragging the entire enemy team consistently and coming out MvP all the god damn time i still get back to back losses

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The water doesnt clean the ink on the final platforming section if you didnt know.

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inb4 it gets deleted for sexual activity (I'll make sure when I see it)

Spats...

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>spawning grounds
>always set it to high tide
>spam the player with fish flys
>give them high ink usage weapons (like sploosher or splatting) so they have to choose between using a grenade to kill the fish fly (and instead die from chum) or use ink to kill the chum (and die from the fish fly)
Do the retarded gorilla ape monkey niggers at Nintendo actually think this is good design?

Sounds like a skill issue to me :^)

Roller users or rollniggers as I like to call them

I did it twice, one on my own savefile and once for my little brother so he can get the teddy bear ears too :)

>fourth time it's been used in a campaign now

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I haven't completed the story mode out of company loyalty. is it true that grizz survives?

>inb4 we get Grizzco Stringer & Splatana

sex
sex with inklings
sex with brown inklings

pretty sure i saw him orbiting the earth during the credits? so maybe?

Holy fuck Flyfish are somehow worse in this game

>playing single player
>crab tank level
>mfw BIG BIG

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hey check out how hard i can splat

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The only way to make Stringers good it seems

>Cohozuna
Is there anything worse than the retards who just shoot at it? It took me about 10 seconds to figure out what to do, but those retards just lost me a game.