>less than a year away from release
>we still don't know jack shit about the game
>despite having a featured "coming soon" spot in the PS5 store
>not included in capcom's TGS schedule (and neither is DD2 btw)
what the fuck is capcom thinking with this shit?
Less than a year away from release
Ethan Murphy
Landon Powell
I know what I'm thinking.
Nicholas Morris
They must be having some serious development issues, what a shame.
Brandon Long
>cute blonde loli
>wearing spats
>barefoot
Tell me you want the lolicon audience without telling me you want the lolicon audience
Jayden Sullivan
Never coming out
Julian Davis
also the lip biting in the delay cinematic
Isaiah Morales
Mom simulator. Probably set in some futuristic utopia.
Parker Turner
all I needed to know that the game is going to be kojima tier pretentious was this poster
>gibberish words
>myosotis
>unrecognizable sci-fi device
well, they did say that the game is meant as training for new hires
Jason Clark
Jonathan Stewart
cool looking game.
can you uh..the girl?
Nathan Hernandez
I love little girls so much bros
Henry Green
There's no way this game is going to be anything special, even if it does come out. It has overpromising cg trailer stench all over it.
Jeremiah Ramirez
>cool looking game.
there is no game
Noah Rivera
Looks great but I have a little girl at home
Aiden Wood
You need to pull eventually.
Jaxson Jenkins
Is it weird that I want to put my d*ck sausage in her p*ssy bun?
Angel Walker
It doesn't have to be. The only thing it needs is for the models to be ripped.
Jack Taylor
Anyone want to bet on what kind of game it will be in the end? I am thinking some stupid walking simulator.
Not at all.
Camden Edwards
I want to know what the fuck is going on
William Russell
>GDLIIATNCAH
>A GIANT CHILD
what did capcom mean by this?
strand game
Lincoln Jones
So, a fedex simulator?
Michael Mitchell
My guess for this game it will be like pray (the new one) and a third person shooter and you can use the girl to craft new weapons or ammo like in the trailer. And at the end you were really on earth in a sim that made you think you where on the moon.
Robert Bell
So this is a bunch of pedos looking forward for a game they know nothing about cause of a little girl?
Angel Walker
they're all getting arrested
Luis James
We both know you clicked on this thread because of her.
Liam Sanchez
the character is appealing so gamers are excited
Michael Nguyen
as far as I understand it, kojima's definition of strand game isn't actually related to the whole "deliver shit" idea, but rather an asynchronous multiplayer system where a player's actions in his own world can affect the world of other players
basically, the chiral network stuff
also, kojima didn't actually invent this concept, dark souls did it years before death stranding with the vagrants
Hunter Sullivan
I guess, but the "stranding" stuff is more like an online/multiplayer component, I am still thinking Pragmata may be Capcom's attempt at another Cage-esque game (the earlier one a bit more interactive called Asura's Wrath.)
Mason Clark
NOBODY KNOWS FUCKING ANYTHING EXCEPT THAT IT'S ABOUT THIS LITTLE GIRL
HOW YOU CAN MARKET A GAME LIKE THIS
Daniel James
capcom wouldn't be dumb enough to make this mistake AGAIN
r-right?
Nicholas Torres
simple, include a little girl
Daniel Hill
If it works, it works
Henry Scott
>another Cage-esque game
sounds about right, they already have the basic elements
Oliver Gray
I see people praising the multiplayer aspect of death stranding but I really couldn't enjoy it. Having the optimal path mapped out for you by other people after clearing the path yourself only once, kinda beats the purpose of exploration to me, I remember being very annoyed by the billions of signs, too.
Daniel Cooper
Easy