Play More Competitive Online Team Games

It improves your mind.

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That's why I love MOBAs.
Every so often, you'll get that perfect team where you all sync up and uniformly steamroll without issue.

>introduce similar stimuli to subjects
>holy shit the brain patterns look similar, nobel prize here I come!

>people doing the same thing online have similar brain patterns
no fucking shit, it's probably the same if you're singing karaoke online as well
fucking scientists

>online game requires you do a set of sequences
>the people in the group do the sequences
WHOA THEIR BRAINS ARE LINKED TELEPATHICALLY AND SHIIIET

They even both call people faggots when they kill people

Would it be to late to try these games at 35?

Im 35 and I play valorant.
Im decent but not a god.
Anyway, if you like more stress in your life and having toxic teenagers talk shit to you, its the way to go!

Unironically made me better at communicating as a team

>synchronizing with low iq retard monkey "improves" my brain

this is true
whenever I play dota with my buddy we barely need to talk, just simple pings are enough

this, although sometimes the complete contrary can happen. my last game me and my team were all throwing but when the enemy got mega creeps we activated pro gamer mode and made a comeback out of nowhere. no other kinds of vidya can give you these kinds of experiences

Rather have a dumb happy mind than play whatever garbage competitve game people play these days.

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Your neuroplasticity decreased with age. 35 is probably too late. But it'll maintain your reaction speed and your multitasking, for sure.

i love this meme

>people playing a team game have a chance to work as team?!
Why do people pay scientists again

Based

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I like games but not people so Nah, I'm good with singleplayer.

>babysit children and retarded adults for free

Nah

well done

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im sticking with single player and not giving you a single dime of my incel cash biden bonus dollars
you dont deserve any of it
none of my economic incel cock will i ever fuck your gay shitty games i'm buying food not your waste of time attention seeking excuse for competitive sport

I kill you
I'll fucking kill you!

>duuuude just "GET" friends lmao
fuck off, no one likes braggers.

It's probably just a clickbait article, rather than the actual content of the paper. Science reporting can be even more shit than regular journalism. Most of the time shit's
>Our research confirmed this very mundane thing is actually very mundane indeed as we hypothesized, but we also managed to shed light on some minor thing that wasn't as well known.
but that doesn't sell as well as
>SCIENTISTS CURE CANCER, DISCOVERED ALIENS, PROVED THE EXISTENCE OF GOD, FOUND OUT REALITY ISN'T REAL, AND THAT WE ALL LIVE IN THE MANDELA EFFECT MATRIX

I tried to play Valorant once, I played the tutorial and jumped into a match, but the tutorial didn't tell me what all these colors and smokes and whatnot even do so I was just an embarrassment. I stuck out the game till the end and promptly uninstalled.

Bro you have to learn a game to play it
you can't just know stuff in 1 match.

All you have to do is play Unranked, nobody gives a shit about if you suck in that.

There's also spike rush, escalation, and deathmatch to fuck around in

Not trying to recruit you back, just saying

From the delicate strands between minds we weave our mesh: a blanket to warm the soul.

or just watch a few matches, it's really not hard
>you shouldn't have to though!
obviously, but better than embarrassing yourself

They don't, that's why you get shit research like this because all the non retarded scientists chase the money.