Umineko: when they cry has a longer word count than the bible

Umineko: when they cry has a longer word count than the bible.
why have you read it, but not the bible?

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I read up to Jacob and Esau and stopped reading it. Idk why, i'm surprised that shit Jacob got away with everything

I actually tried to read the Bible when I was a teen and it was boring AF. Umineko just has higher highs.

I've read both. The Bible is better.

I actually read the bible and dropped umineko

There's too much bullshit in the bible

I've read the Bible and not Umineko, but the Bible is absolutely awful, Jewish culture and their idea of "morality" is repulsive and actually harmful to even be exposed to

I'll buy Umineko when I got money (or find a torrent)
let me guess, you stopped in the middle of the Old Testament?

>that one city that got razed to the ground by the "good guys" because they refused to be all circumcised simply because they set it up as their condition for a political marriage to go through

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here you go bro
100 hours of your life are now forfeit.

aw sick thanks man

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Read it twice. I'm playing through the switch version extra chapters, just finished Tsubasa.

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Anyone who claims to have solved the mystery before chapter 7 is lying.

Revelations is fun, but the rest not so much

have you given the apocrypha a try? You may like the book of Enoch.
Pseudo-Biblical may also be up your ally, but just remember none of them reflect normal Christianity

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>linking the worst version of the game
YIKES!

the potato faces are cute but they're not good for getting people into the VN.

Anyone who still didn't solve the mystery after Episode 5 is braindead

I don't read jewish fiction

so why did you read umineko?

The Bible is too badly paced.

Honestly it doesn't fucking matter. I guess the biggest problem is the translation. Apparently the available witch hunt translation, besides not being the default one there, is also not the one from the steam release which is supposed to be slightly better. In my case I would say that I played Umineko for the first time in late 2020 with original sprites, but I'll admit that perhaps they don't phase me because I read Higurashi back in 2009 with OG sprites as well.

Ryukishi's stuff was never good.

because no jews were involved with its creation