What the fuck was his problem?

What the fuck was his problem?

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A based man living in a world created by cringoids, for cringoids.

What the fuck was YOUR problem?

Just let him in. Be a bro.

A bassssed man in a crinnnge placccce... Can make all the difference in the world....

Later in the game he's unironically the exact real world depiction of a smuggler.

>friendly with the border staff, most know him by name
>has perfect paperwork, even if you know for sure its fake
>gives you a cut just for helping him do business, ensuring you assist in the future and also making you part of his conspiracy if he gets caught
>mysterious connections

Too many games have smugglers as cowboys outrunning the law, or huge douchbags that slap a fat wad of cash on the desk right in front of 5 other people.

>forced story asset

he was working you the entire time
all he had to do was be endearingly stupid until he presented absolutely fake and doctored paperwork that you know is bullshit but like him too much to say no
this too
he's a good fren

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Just wanted to sell drugs

Downloading Papers Please on my phone was the biggest mistake I made lately. Can't put the fucker down.

>Drugs
He was a weapon smuggler. You destroyed your own country. Hope you're happy with it.

all he wanted to do was sell a little crack
is that so wrong?

It's not a long game. Just finished it and be done with it.

Gotta go for all the endings too.

He was just trying to make a buck smuggling crack across the border.

He didn't have one, he was literally perfect in every way. I'm pretty sure he was secretly the king of Cobrastan

worse
>forced citation

>making you part of his conspiracy if he gets caught
>getting caught

He gets caught eventually and is arrested... But he still shows up again later. Lol

Biggest chad in the game

Never forget checking his documents three times that one time they were actually okay.