What is the Cool Ranch Doritos of video game sequels?

This is called Cool Original in Europe.

rent free

Anything other than the Nacho or Flamin' Hot Doritos is utter shit.

I was just sharing a fun fact.

Ranch?

Resident Evil 2
this is the objective correct answer

I would kill for a bag of these and Vault soda bros..

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you mean sweet chili retard?

If you're not in pain eating junk food, you will get fat.

Do the goyim really eat this?

>nooo you can't just be fat you'll LE DIE
not my problem

this

Robocop for the gba
youtube.com/watch?v=wGIKnn-COS4

Doritos are shit but these are so good its not even funny.

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salty chips and ranch

I'd rather cry eating Doritos and have my BMI be in the high 20s than enjoy Cool Ranch and have my BMI be 40.

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>I'd rather eat Doritos than Cool Ranch
What's the difference?

>ohh it's too spicy I can't eat too many and I need to watch my calorinos!
why are white people like this?

I’ve considered buying these a few times but I always imagine what my fingers will look like afterwards and decline

my bad scruh, i know your in morning over your queen dying

you after eating them. stay away from my controllers!

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The key is to crunch the chips into 5mm pieces while they are in the bag and then you funnel the crushed chips into your mouth. It works for me.

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i will continue to eat the entire bag of flaming hot cool ranch doritos in one sitting everytime, just for (you)

I'm a junk food fanatic.. But IDK how people like Doritos it tastes like shit. I prefer potato chips.

holy fuck, this changes everything