How does Any Forums poop?

Who the fuck poops as the 1st position?

On the keyboard, through my fingers.

Like a king, I issue commands perched atop my ceramic throne.

youtube.com/watch?v=7D5QWALpJOQ

Puborectalis?

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>take a shit
>piss stream splashes out from in-between the lid and seat
every fuckin time man..

i takes me 10 seconds to shit

not sure if this is a good or bad thing, just sit down let it out and done

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I've started pooping while sitting my legs up on a stool because I struggled to properly poop when on a toilet

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kek

I bet you go to husbando threads faggot

>prolapsed because I pushed too hard
I use a stool to elevate my feet now to simulate a squat position. I poop much much easier now.

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>take a shit
>pop a stiffy
>dick touches the inner side of the bowl
EVERY SINGLE TIME

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>tfw you have explosive diarrhea from crohn's surgery and have to shit 4 times a day or everytime you eat

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This happened to me at my counsin’s house just as my family was leaving and my pants wouldn’t dry fast enough so I tried to play it cool like nothing happened and my brothers started making fun of me in the car on the way home. It’s not my fault my stupid uncle built a tiny toilet.

TAKE A SHITTY UH
POOPY KIND OF STIFFY UH

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I squat to shit and I don't understand why more people don't

The more important question is, waffle stomp or hand grenade

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at the designated street, like everyone else.

The right because it is superior.

Neither, because I shit before I get in, like a not sick fuck.

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