What's all this bullshit I keep hearing about you hating spiders, Any Forums?

What's all this bullshit I keep hearing about you hating spiders, Any Forums?

Care to explain what your fucking problem is?

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spiders suck dick

YOU suck dick

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wtf that was uncalled for....

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Name a game with a better spider wife.

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I cant, it doesn't exist

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imagine being hugged by 3 pairs of arms and thus receiving 3 times the love

I only imagine it every day

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I regularly find myself unable to get out of bed for hours from doing just that

its like sleep paralysis except I love it

Imagine staring into her eyes all day long while you cuddle.
Actually on second thought, don't.

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There sin't a lot of games with spider wives but I d think Muffet isn't a great spider wife.

too late, gonna kill myself out of despair

Mon musu game when?

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theres spiders in that hot chocolate isnt there

my current dilemma is figuring out how to kiss her forehead without her top eye getting in yhe way, any ideas?

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You know it sweetie. How could I forget how much you love spiders?

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Cant impregnate a spider tho

I prefer neck kisses anyway

Own it. Tell her to close her eyes and gently kiss each eyelid.

Sounds like quitter rhetoric...

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Fuck spiders

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not a spider

same but forehead kisses are important

I just don't want her to be uncomfortable, im imagining someone kissing my eyelid and it doesn't sound pleasant

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