Guys...I have the kind of haemorrhoids that drips after shitting. Don't think I'll make it through the night. What games should I play in my final hours bros?
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I'd listen to an audiobook or something. Fuck playing games.
dude me too
what are we doing wrong
is this total biscuit disease?
It's diet man, gen z and millennial have eaten terrible food for years. Just try to change your ways, nothing you really can do outside of that.
me three, i'm praying to god i don't have to shit again tonight brehs
I'm 37 years old and I've fapped almost daily since I was 13. Started using prostitutes back in 2009 but still fapped the same.
For the past two years I can't get erect, no matter how hot the hooker is or how hot the pirn I'm watching is.
HEY IT'S HENRY!
HENRYS COME TO SEE US!
JESUS CHRIST BE PRAISED!
Same but I have never fucked a hooker. My dick has also decreased from 20cm to 12cm because I got fat.
maybe. i've been eating more ultra-processed foods from trader joe's but not for very long. seems to have done a number on my fatigue and shits. i gotta go back to preparing everything from scratch.
a destroyed anus oughta be enough to push you to change something
my doctor said pushing too hard is the problem
ah fuck I have been pushing like a MF lately. Gonna try to let the doritos come out on it's own then.
Don't doubt it, but's definitely the chair as well. I have noticed I have less rhoids if I sit inclined enough.
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billy kametz died of the same thing too, only weeks after his diagnosis. i went to my doctor but he just gave me metamucil and he's sitting on his ass before referring me to a gi specialist.
video games?
and btw totalbiscuit was only 29 when diagnosed and billy was 35. colon cancer is not an old man disease anymore
Wait is THAT why I just randomly shit a bunch of blood? I don't even feel the hemorrhoids
You have clots in your intestines from the vax. You are on borrowed time.
if you have hemmoroids try getting a bidet, you might be wiping too much. Also fix your diet if all your shits are liquid
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I think this is very much related to games.
Just start taking fiber pills, you'll feel better. Then work on what you eat day to day. I had this problem for like ten years until a hemmerhoid worked it's way out, 12hrs of extreme pain and constant bleeding helped me get over the shame of taking Metamucil daily real quick.