>game has torches
>game's graves and catacombs have the same currency as the modern world
>game has cavalry
why the fuck is it so hard to get some historical accuracy in video games rather than some dungeons and dragons kitchen sink bullshit
Game has torches
Cameron Gonzalez
Julian Watson
What the fuck did we all do to deserve your stupid ass and your garbage threads?
Luke Nguyen
i just want some historical accuracy? i have tried so many skyrim mods to fix it but at the end of the day it's still just a polished turd
Jason Howard
Cavalry is fine,I draw the line at chariots
Jose Thompson
>game dents your armour
Zachary Diaz
What's wrong about torches?
Hudson Turner
Another thing i dislike is that enemies can swing at your armour like it's nothing there. It should bounce off unless you are using some magic laser sword.
Eli Powell
>Cavalry
>Historically inaccurate
Fuck man I just wanna talk about cool RPG's, not some dumbass Youtuber.
Evan Foster
>game has british units
>they are white
???
Colton Sanders
They don't buy properties, they redeem them while yelling incoherently.
Gabriel Reyes
>game thinks england lost the hundred years war
>game portrays napoleon in a positive light
>game portrays colonialism in a negative light
Bentley Edwards
>game thinks England lost the American Colonial Rebellion
Evan Morales
>go into graveyard
>local lord and his five hundred men-at-arms dont appear and execute you on the spot for defiling the dead
Robert Martinez
To a culture that primarily views the middle ages through Tolkien and Shakespeare the actual historical period would be weird and alienating.
Kayden Roberts
We gamers may be in the culture, but we are not of it.
Zachary Thompson
A game where you play as knight who's essentially invincible unless he takes a joint shot or gets swarmed and driven to the ground would be pretty interesting.
Josiah Wilson
I don't keep up with this memery. What is wrong with cavalry now? Is this the new "half swording"?
Julian Barnes
Shit illumination
Torch blindness despite that
Nasty smoke from the tar or sulfur commonly used
Lanterns are available in nearly all games that use torches
Lit torches somehow exist in ancient caves and ruins that haven't been explored by anyone in forever
Sebastian Hernandez
Horses were as big as dogs until very recently, only good breeding has made them as large as they are today and rideable. Showing ancient/medieval people riding horses is anachronistic
Luis Fisher
That's not half-swording.
Julian Clark
>Fergus Snaggletoothington thinks England won
Angel Ramirez
You're aware horses existed outside of Shetland, right? The fucking egyptians had chariots
Logan Garcia
>The fucking egyptians had chariots
Yes and?
Noah Hernandez
>falling for incredibly poor bait
John Williams
Ah yes, the ancient egyptian sled dog
Landon Gutierrez
chariot dog
Jordan Barnes
I just woke up
Ryder Evans
what?
Jose Stewart
and they needed several of them to pull chariots because they were too small to ride on by themselves
Levi Stewart
I though Egyptians liked cats. What about chariot cats?
Hunter Ortiz
>posts a chinese man and chariot that was as tall as the dog sized horses
>thinks this proves anything
???
Jace Thomas
damn what dogs do you have?
Brayden Flores
>claims to want historical accuracy
>does not even know that the value of ancient currencies was not tied to countries or nations as our worthless fiat money but instead derived from the coin's precious metal itself
Juan Ramirez
>What is wrong with cavalry now?
Nothing. Idiots took what Lindy said way further than he meant. He just said that riding horses into battle is non-trivial and it makes sense it took so long to catch on. Retards think he said cavalry wasn't real.