This game is criminally underrated

this game is criminally underrated
fucking journalists had to shit on it because according to them, it is too hard

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this game could be an 11/10 and I wouldn't play it because of the old granny protagonist
I'm being entirely sincere

fpbp

/thread.

Rogue-likes will never be considered great

>fucking journalists had to shit on it
>86% on metacritic

I'm looking forward to the PC release but I don't intend on paying anything more than 40$ on it...

Same. Theyre getting too fucking cocky thinking we'll play as ugly women.

autism

I understand snoys would lose their mind after playing a genuine videogame instead of some direct to dvd jewish movie but it's really not that great

Are the snoys with us in the room right now user?

Not inclusive or accessible enough for Xbox trannies.

What marketing genius thought that this character design would convince anyone who is into roguelike to buy this?

gameplay is great
all that matters.

He kinda looks like a blonde chud without glasses

I loved it. It's fun and like a 3D Binding of Isaac.

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does not matter if no one bought the game to begin with because some idiot put a ugly woman on the box.

She's max in her early 40s. It's cool to have a protagonist not in her early teens.

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>Videos for bronzes.
Your SSD is going to be crying.

arrest yourself retard

great twitter meme nigger

numbers don't lie

>this game is criminally underrated
>$70 for a bullet hell roguelike with an ugly protagonist, overbloated filesize, and bland environments.
I don't think you understand what underrated means. It's rated exactly where it should be. Actually overrated by faggots like you.

It will get a following when it comes out on PC.

Anyone complaining about the main character. Go and watch the jacob geller video and you understand why your anime girl protag wouldnt work with the games setting. The story is not actually what you think it is.

Are the twitters with us in the room right now user?

more like refundal lol

Returdal is a movie.

shouldn't have made this thread op
as you see the thought police decided you couldn't talk about this game
wait for the pc release, somehow the game will magically become good once it hits the no game platfor... huh pc.

>Anyone who thinks for themselves go watch my eceleb that does the thinking for me.
You don't belong in discussions, user. Your tubelord can't write your responses for you fast enough.

>It's cool to have a protagonist not in her early teens.
no its not
war, military and sports are the field of the young
you only see 40year olds in them if they are in great shape, old action stars seems ridiciolous
also most action gamers are in their early twenties despite the average age of a gamer being late thirties, most of older players are mobile or casual player, young people want to see young people, not fucking boomers who destroyed the economy playing action stars

NOOO!!!
HEKKIN STOP THOUGHT POLICING, UR NOT ALOUD TO DISLIKE DIS GAYM!!!

Thanks for letting us know that you don't know shit about the game

More like returnal to the store lmao

>Noooooooo I can't self-insert this game is literally unplayable
why are americans like this?

You forgot the green arrow therefore you look like this and say this

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>game

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Great gameplay, ugly protagonist, boring story, shitty boss fights, terrible title

It's a pozzed Mystery Dungeon ripoff with all the gameplay and soul removed, turned into a TLOU-style "cinematic experience" with an ugly girlboss protagonist. It will never be a game.

NOOOOO!!! YOU NEED TO BEHAVE EXACTLY AS I TELL YOU TO!!!
HEKKIN THOUGHT POLICING IS BAD!!!
ONLY SAY AND LIKE THINGS I APPROVE OF!!!

if the game needs pc to save it from being a finatial flop then consoles arent doing that great, are they?
>no game platform
you mean ps5?
does it have 10 games for it made yet?

when this comes out on pc the first mod will be a coomer mod.