Can you watch my pokemon while I'm on vacation? He needs to be fed and let outside twice a day

Can you watch my pokemon while I'm on vacation? He needs to be fed and let outside twice a day.

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>Can only piss twice a day
Miserable

No, no. This should't be happening. Quit it.

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This is not the reply I was expecting

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>his bladder is the size of a golfball
Stop drinking so much water you degenerate.

t. Hydrationlet

A cup of coffee per day is all a human needs.

>He

Going for the kidney failure speedrun?

I wish I only had to piss twice a day I hate peeing

>He needs to be fed
Would semen suffice?

I have to pee every 30 mins

>start doing something I can't step away from
>bladder decides "Now"
Fuck you body, I'm going to keep sitting here.

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>Gardevoir has a strong bond with his trainer
>They're inseparable and do everything together
>One could almost think they're equals at times
>But that's not true, pokemon are pets
>Gardevoir eats from a bowl on a floor, and sleeps in a pet bed.
>He wears a collar when on walks
>And he has to hold it in all day until his trainer lets him out onto the front lawn.
>It's difficult, he'll squirm and fidget as it becomes too much, but he knows not to beg.
>His trainer watches him the entire time, as he lifts his dress and lets all the pressure out
>As soon as he's done he's let back inside, and they return to watching television together.

Petplay is hot. Omorashi is hot.

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>He

>Has

>No

Heh, woman

My family has hereditary kidnap problems, there was no saving me to start with.

>kidnap problems

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Just a typo.

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should I masturbate to Gardevoir?

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user what are you doing with OP's gardevoir
Show your basement

>hereditary kidnap problems

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He's got the yandere gene.

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Trainers under the age of 18 shouldn't be allowed to have a Gardevoir.

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