Simpleton thread
Xenoblade 3
GOT A RARE DOODAH OVER HERE
YOU HEAR THAT NOAH!? LANZ WANTS SOMETHING A BIT MEATIER!
>Simpleton thread
Is this like, a rare thing?
how do you knock up a sword
uuh bros?
The queen of Keves is looking at me funny. What do?
By the Queen's pure-white panties! I must breed the Queen and save the Kevesi royal line!
Talk about plants
>City homecoming quest
>you actually get a key to your own quarter
>theres a "thank you card" inside it
bros...
Can you guys be nice to Melia? It's her birthday
Shania!
Every day is her birthday on Aionos because time is stopped.
Ask Rex, he seems to have cracked the code
Is she getting more fanart by more than 1 artist?
AAAAAYEEE MY NARRATIVE
how to get cute himbo bf like lanz?
Post Nicos (literally me)
metal af moment
Another year gone by and she is still single eh?
look like this
>all the explosions and gunshots are just special firework
1000 years of no birthday sex!
Just give him food and push him out of the way of falling debris
Sex with Hexen!
i love ballsacks-chan!
Always have something a bit meatier.
Mio could save her with moebius power but didn't
She's getting to be her father's age when he sired Kallian....what will we do if she can't produce any heirs?
You're a lifesaver lanz!
At least Riki would come to her birthday party
She's already started adopting cat(girls)
By trying really hard
nico love
I'M THE GIRL
WITH
THE
GALL
I want to be sandwiched between Reyn and Lanz
He'd bring his littlepons who would eat all the cake before Melia got a piece.
Assuming she's 100 and high entire age one fifth as fast as home, she still has 25 years until she becomes a Christmas cake.
GET STUCK IN
That red head in Colony 0 needs anal correction
>the way she seductively bends over and sways her hips at Lanz during campsites
If only Sena were a few TP smarter to realize what's going on before it's too late.
i hope she'll have that looked at soon. it doesn't sound healthy.
Or love
DLC hero with power armor when ?
NOW IT'S REYN TIME
Fun time with Fline!
>Some weird kid materializes out of nowhere and demands to marry your daughter
What would he do?
Flint is for hate yurisex with Trini user
>Sena short circuited her poor brain to think up name
>15 got "Biffteen"
God damn it Sena
With a side of Zeke.
I feel like she has to be a little more than 100, unless Rex got busy right away and kicked in that whole growth spurt in a 2 year period.
Lanz is for Fiona
Sena is for Ghondor
Eunie is for Ashera
Taion is for Nimue
Noah is for Miyabi
Mio is for Miyabi
Show him a thing or three (wives)
"Sure, want my other daughter too?"
Probably be stuck flabbergasted since his daughter is suddenly playing the flute and talking crazy about this boy since the Origin thing passed.
"haha Noah you are banging my daughter!"
He was 15 in XC2 right? Wouldn't be too out of the ordinary to have that growth spurt in the next year or two.
>Rex is a leader of a mercenary gang that specifically helps kids
Damn this fits on so many levels
Mio can save Melia, too.
Since Takehashi loves Genesis so much I guess copying Jacob and Leah/Rachel isn't too far off the mark
Ask what he knows of the Salvager Code.
Funny, that's just around the time Shulk's grandkid would be entering their teens.
>Gives the entire Ouroboros their own quarters
>There's only one bed
I want fanart of the gang awkwardly piled up on the bed trying to sleep
mio mio Mio Mio MIO MIO MIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
shut up noah
>Ask Nia to check the Origin logs because some weird shit is going on all around alrest with kids acting and remembering things they shouldn't
>their face when
>tfw you will never be part of Tritons crew singing sea shanties and traveling the vast seas
Why even live
Oh no Kitebros, what's this?
assuming both world runs at the same time, and its Melia's 100th, and Mio is JUST 10, and by the most charitable calculation with Rex turning 16 the day after killing Malos, he would need to bone his wives right within 3 months after his 18th birthday
i finished the game, bros. can't remember the last time i was 130 hours into something and still wanted to keep playing, i guess this is the power of actually having decent sidequests
the villains were bad and this was the least interesting xeno world, but pretty much everything else was kinographic
Real biffteen TP moment
>birthday
Zeon is potatosexual, not gender type 2-sexual.
>Triton has to fucking die in the ending because he's a moebius
it's not faaaair
Juniper cucking the shit out of Kite with his potato-sexual friend, score!
Well I mean everyone technically died, if Triton was a 10 year old somewhere who became Moebius in Aionios, then he is still around.
...also means the group, should they remember, probably will want to go find Dirk before he becomes a serial killer.
Literally everyone on Aionios dies. Then they're rebooted by Origin. Triton is probably off sailing the seas in one of the universes after the ending.