ITT: times you were a heel irl
>friend mad at me for something I did
>wont let it go even though I said sorry over and over
>sneak into his yard at night and destroy his entire elaborate garden
>he thinks an animal did it and he's gonna try and rebuild it
Kek what a mark
seek help dude
kek based i bet he worked himself into a shoot over this
>Meet cute female wrestling fan on Twitter and become her friend
>She keeps messaging me and sending pics so I look her up on Facebook to see if I can find out if she has a boyfriend
>She does, but I act like she doesn't because she hasn't explicitly told me
>Poke the bear by sending her funny videos and buying her new clothes when its become obvious her boyfriend doesn't support her or make her happy.
>Send her into overdrive by ordering her a Cameo video for 500 dollars from Liv Morgan professing my love for her and showing her what a rich chad that I am, only I cancelled the order immediately to get my money back just to have the screenshot of the order to show her.
>Still send the exact same message of my affection without paying the 500 dollars.
>She is now AJ Lee in a Cm Punk/Daniel Bryan situation and says she loves me but cant leave her boyfriend
>I buy us 2 front row seats to a WWE show knowing her boyfriend wont let her come see it with me
>I book an evening with a porn star off of Eros and give her the ticket to the show, and then send the girl the pictures of us together at the show to make her jealous.
You think you're safe posting here Brian but I know where you live and I will kill you
Pull up and see what the fuck happens you worked ass mark bitch
>in kindergarten
>booked in a last kid napping match
>challenge the kid next to me to a contest to see who can scream louder
>he goes first
>authority furious, comes down hard, he gets sent to the principals office
>win by dq
Keep the LARP's and all that shit to Discord.
I started watching wresting again this past year and I use heel tactics whenever i hang out with my friends, its so easy to a work marks. However now they think im a huge asshole and im constantly told to "grow up", ive been loving the attention desu.
You can get it too bitch I’m tired of you hoes
>never got to fuck her
Wtf u literally did nothing but waste money? Bro at least you should have piped her. *1/2 stars
>hapa sperg guy neighbor in my dorm
>hes mostly chill but he takes meds and has "episodes"
>group of guys smoking
>he starts sperging out
>tell him to shut up, he keeps going
>start shooting on him and tell him to go kill himself
>roommate in college is a jerk, constantly gives me "advice" on how to make friends, always kicking me out so he can be with girls, making fun of me for watching Smackdown instead of going on out friday nights
>I plant a pair of womens undies in his bed to work his gf into thinking he was cheating
ON YOUR KNEES
ON YOUR KNEES FOR THE KING
But I'm piping the porn star.
>a girl on the internet talked to me so i bought her things even though she has a boyfriend and i never fucked her and she still has that same boyfriend
What a compelling story
Something about the general faggotry of your aura tells me there was no eros girl or porn star and that you are in fact a kissless virgin loser.
Part 1: The Origin Story
>Be generic midcard face in small farming town high school
>Upper midcard Older Brother starts dating main event Slut
>Slut used to date Main Event Farmer
>Feud develops between older brother and Main Event Farmer
>Older Brother goes off to college, dumps Slut, and feud is dropped
>The entire New Farm Order faction starts tormenting me senior year
Part 2: The Promo
>Put up with bullying for months while teachers ignore it
>Get an "Academic Excellence Award" at the school assembly
>Use the mic to cut a shoot promo on the farmers and the school
>"Listening to shitty rap music in the lifted trucks your daddies bought you"
>"Why don't we get some real courses here instead of Shit Shovelling 101?"
>"Stick your hand up Daisy's ass until she goes moooooo. Your girlfriend. Not the cow."
>Get nuclear heat from the entire school and become the top heel overnight
>Friends and girlfriend dump me as I declare war on the New Farm Order
Part 3: user vs New Farm Order
>Jobber farmers start picking fights with me in the hallway between classes
>Teachers only intervene when I beat the shit out of them
>Principal decides to "teach me a lesson" by disabling parking lot cameras so the farmers can jump me
>Secretary tips me off and I use socks filled with batteries to get disqualified
>Farmer parents demand I be expelled for being a menace continuing to squash through their midcard kids
>Main Event Farmer and his goons finally get the jump on me and I job to them at senior prom
Part 4: Working The Indies
>Go off to college and try to put the small town life behind me
>Take boxing classes, focus on studies, make new friends, become more social, and slowly turn face
>Hear that my Younger Brother is now being tormented by the New Farm Order
>My old friends who abandoned me start reaching back out and saying how wrong they were
>Other parents and students start to see what a menace the farmers are to their kids now that I'm gone
>My Younger Brother asks me to drive him and his friends to senior prom in case the New Farm Order tries anything
Part 5: The Main Event Arrives
>Drive Younger Brother and his friends to their senior prom while I stay outside
>My old friends arrive to "back me up", keep me company, and catch up since I went off to college
>New Farm Order doesn't start shit at first since I'm minding my business
>The night rages on, the after party starts, and the kids are all getting drunk
>New Farm Order starts trying to pick a fight while I tell my friends to ignore them for now
>They start banging my car, throwing beers, begging for a fight as people watch
>Tell my friends to keep ignoring them, everyone thinks I've punked out, New Farm Order gets bored and goes back to drinking
Part 6: The Final Battle
>Wait until late in the night when everybody (including New Farm Order) is incredibly drunk
>Tell my friends "it's time"
>We all walk to the middle of the field where the after prom party is taking place
>Call out the New Farm Order so everybody can hear
>Everybody cheers and gathers around as the fight is on
>5 on 8 handicap match in their favor but they're drunk and we're not
>We go over in a hard fought battle in the main event Of PromNightMania II
Don't care if anyone believes it. Not sure when I was the face or heel. But that feud was one for the ages brother
Starrcade 1997 irl
Proud of you user. You grabbed the brass ring. True main eventer.
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