Nice deck, faggot

Nice deck, faggot.

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Nob isn't that bad, you just need to route in a way where you can delay your first elite if you don't have enough attacks or if you're forced into an early elite, just pick any mediocre attacks you wouldn't otherwise want or drop by an early shop and hope for a suitable potion or a cheap attack or two.

Just git gud faggot. lel, who fucking loses to this shit?

Imagine not picking up only attacks on floor 1

Timelord is the most punishing of all bosses.
>Oh, you built a deck that allows you to play many cards? How about I force you to NOT play many cards?
Literally rapes the Silent with shivs.

Is it more or less efficient to take the first elite for heart route in that case? I always feel like I have to fight them in Act 1 for some reason.

>repeatedly infuriates him before landing the killing blow
Stay mad, fuckboy

They should make is so if you anger him enough he becomes invincible for a turn

outside a bad luck with extra health or block nob act 1 tends to be easiest in my experience

All the act 3 bosses are deck building checks for different things. Time Eater isn't even bad, you just need to be smart and not just overload your deck with shivs and smash the Blade Dance button whenever you draw it. If your deck gets fucked by Time Eater it's most likely because you didn't build a good deck.
Unless your deck is very strong I wouldn't take the burning elite in act 1. I almost always leave it for act 3 because by then if you're on track to actually being able to beat the heart you should also be able to deal with the burning elite.

Wouldn't be as much of an issue if the fucking counter reset after you ended your turn. It changes the fight from, "I need to alter my strategy to beat this," to "I'm completely fucked with this Shiv deck."

Spoken like a true shitter. If the counter just reset every turn, Time Eater might as well not even have a gimmick. Next time instead of picking every card that says "shiv" on it, try actually picking cards that will help you deal with Time Eater.

>Next time instead of picking every card that says "shiv" on it, try actually picking cards that will help you deal with Time Eater.
And that's how you are dead before you even meet him. It's roguelike, you either aim for the stars and hope you avoid the countering boss, or you make a universally weak deck and lose.

>if I don't pick the shiv cards every run I will lose
Sounds like a skill issue

No it fucking isn't user. On A20 you can't just decide you're going to build a shiv deck in act 1 and only pick cards that give you shivs or make shivs better, you need to prepare for upcoming fights by picking cards that will help you with fights your deck struggles with. No one wants a fucking Backstab in act 3, but if that Backstab is going to help you not die before you even get to the act 1 boss you're going to have to pick it. Likewise, unless you have a fuck ton of ways to scale up your shivs at sonic speed you need defensive cards or some other kind of scaling to beat Time Eater. Thinking only in terms of archetypes is a surefire sign of a shitter.

>hope you avoid the countering boss
No, that's just silly, you're gonna fight 2 out of the 3 bosses on A20, that isn't a viable strategy.

Slay the Spire is a retard game. Literally RNG dependant with disgustingly ugly art. It doesnt close to the brilliance of stuff like FTL and Nowhere Prophet

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k. How about you go post in a thread about one of those games then?

>dead branch shiv deck

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>tfw you build a lightning deck and meet this fuckhead

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I always get rid of this shit the first chance I have. It fucked me up so many times.

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Finally making this work feels pretty nice

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>Black slave is in chains
>The card is called "Normality"
Uhh, based department?