Realistically how would you fight a dragon?
Realistically how would you fight a dragon?
Jason Diaz
Cooper Fisher
Big gun.
Austin Powell
Rralistically if a real dragon appeared in the real world we would just kill it with guns easy peasy it would only be a problem because it would burn people om its way out and possibly kill them. Fuck now I am sad
Tyler Powell
I-Frames
Zachary Collins
Sex.
Benjamin Young
What's with all the recent Paper Mario threads? Did some zoomer Youtuber/Twitch streamer start playing the game or something? That's always what I assume when an old game sees an influx of recent posts.
Josiah Carter
lasers or another friendly, sexy dragon
Kevin Gray
*sniff*
Liam Hall
Hugs.
John Johnson
Something that starts with 'cr' and ends with 'icket', I'm not sure what it is
Nicholas Nelson
By sniffing their feet.
Jason Cook
You couldn't realistically fight a dragon because dragons aren't real.
Xavier Young
Make it my wife, like Donkey from Shrek
Isaiah Price
based
Ethan Taylor
I just need an expert dragon slayer to assist me
in bed
Wyatt Ward
Why fight when you can fuck
Carter Bailey
with my penis
Nathaniel Hall
wait for it to try and chomp me, then homing attack its neck allowing me to grind on it like a rail before ground pounding it on the back
i do this 5 times before the dragon reverses gravity in its final desperation attempt to take me down
Angel Evans
lay thumbtacks around the arena
Jose Mitchell
gun
Bentley Reed
appease them with food
and try to make them morbidly obese
Christopher Gray
Try to gross her out by sniffing her feet
Evan Scott
If the failbook kike makes this happen I will gladly live in the pod and eat the metaverse bugs