Do you wanna play project zomboid with me?

Hell yeah, just give me a pirated copy and I'll be on my merry way.

And to decorate said house I have to bring 15 KG of tools with me in a backpack, need to take my stamina into account, make sure my stress is not high, have some food and water ready, keep some bandages if I get injured, have 1 or two weapons in case there's zombies in the houses I want to pillage the decorations from.
Then I go in the house, clear out all the zombies with some monotone fighting, spend 30 minutes watching my character dismantle buildings, run out of space because boards weigh 2 KG, get a shoulder injury because I had 3 KG over my weight limit for more than 30 seconds and then I finally get home.
Fuck that shit.

OP is trans

>game has a long sidequest that is extremely difficult but yields incredible rewards
What are some games like this?

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See any what?

uoohh

>Why do people compare CDDA and Project Zomboid? They're completely different games
The autistic emphasis on realism and unfinished nature of both games.

I told my therapist that I am a pedophile two days ago.
Everyone has been telling me I'm fucked and that I'm going to end up on the sex offender registry.
My therapist is referring me to a sex offender therapist as well.
How fucked am I for real?

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Did you LITERALLY say the words "I am a pedophile" or something along the lines of "I am attracted to 13 year-old girls"?

I told him I am attracted to young children, yes.

I didn't say you were fucked when you were on Any Forums two days ago.

Ya dun goofed. Why would you ever disclose this to normies?

As soon as someone in your neighborhood realizes one of the names in the sex offender list lives right next door, they're going to break into your house, drag you out to the street and flay you alive.

And don't expect to see them get any retribution down from whatever afterlife you believe in.

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Yeah that wasn't the smartest move.

True, so it's not literally everyone. My friends are telling me I'm okay but still I'm paranoid now.

The point of therapy is getting better isn't it? I need to try to integrate into society.

There's like 20 sex offenders in half mile of my house. The worst parts are finding a home and a job, but once you have those you're good to go.

I tried to be vague, but he asked if it was about children, and I made an audible noise at that without thinking.

I haven't played much of Zomboid but what is it about CDDA that's unfinished? You
>build a base
>farm
>loot cities
>get stronger
>make yourself into a bionic/mutant freak
>die due to you being too depress
What else is there?

Why would you do that to yourself?

This is your future pedo

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Yeah sure why the hell not

sigh

The shit I up with

*unbuckles belt to let out my gassy, bloated beer gut*

>eyes freeze beacuse you didnt wear a full body latex suit

I'm a tranny, I'm already chemically castrated. If the government wants to pay for that then that'd be great.

I want to stop isolating.

I had a creepy as neighbor who was on the sex offender list. I don’t have any kids so the feeling was neutral. However, I’d knock on his door and tell him I’d fuck him up if even looked at my kid if I had one.

collarbone

twitter doesn't seem to think that it's a twitter meme

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real kids or cartoons?
I'm attracted to anything if it's good looking enough. Dudes, grannies, teens, cats, trees whatever

If you want to be socially accepted stopping being a troon would be a better start than telling everyone you're a pedophile.

You fucked up hard. And when I say fucked up I don't even mean just I don't even only mean that you ruined your life: I mean you did something to hurt yourself and gained NOTHING. You gained not a SINGLE FUCKING THING
>The point of therapy is getting better isn't it? I need to try to integrate into society.
They are not your friend. They're some literal whos whose job it is to make sure you don't bother society. They recommend you shit like SRI or ADHD to make you shut up and be a wage slave.
If you can, I would suggest finding some weed, smoking a bunch of it, and go to your therapy session and tell her you were high and on LSD at the time. Better to get in trouble with that instead of pedophile

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>"Dude, it's just pictures. Stop spazzing about these threads!"

Meanwhile you have literal tranny pedophiles here, lmao. "Lolicons" are pathetic.

see you in 3 months

>tranny
>pedo
Checks out

I only like girls between the ages of around 5 to around 11, and adult men (preferably pedophile men)

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Being trans gives him a slight chance to not be lynched, though.

actually it's every male's future given enough time

There is a flow chart for this:
>Are you a Pedophile?
>No-> END
>Yes-> Are you Jewish?
>Yes-> No problem at all, in fact here are some children and a promotion.
>No-> You are fucked, enjoy being sodomized and castrated in prison.

>like flat chested bitches
>get lumped together with the pedos

>he got memed into a sex offense
Lol

BoI with the entire fucking set-up to unlock The Forgotten is pretty damn awesome since that unlocks Bone Hearts, A really neato character with unique synergies, and leads to special unlocks that are also really damn good.

>Twitter is retarded
we know. Just take a gander at this thread for extra evidence.

Zomboid...?

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at least you understand why we loathe normalfags

I hate pedophiles and their obnoxious dogwhistling

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She actually likes them

Unfortunately, the reality is that one of your close friends or family members is going to molest your kid behind your back. Fathers and stepfathers are notorious for doing this, so if you're father, at least you have total control over your own behaviour, but whatcha gonna to do when it was someone you thought you could trust?

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Yeah but nobody would have to lynch him if he just hadn't told them he wanted to deep dick their children.

This doesn't work. No, seriously, where they've tried this, they still end up trying to go at it again. It doesn't work. The only real solution is a bullet to the head or treatment via medicine in which case, good luck even getting that.

>do you wanna play project zomboid with me?
>provides no way to actually play project zomboid with him

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Tranny pedos are still much better than normalniggers like yourself.

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I took the hormones already. Even if I stop It won't stop me from being a troon. I wear unisex clothign like t-shirts with jeans/shorts.

I've already told my therapist I tripped on LSD twice between two visits, and he let me know on my previous visit (not the one where I told him I'm a pedo) that my best depression questionnaire numbers were the week I took LSD. He's a good guy.

95% of lolicons are pedophiles pretending they are not pedophiles.

I wish I was Jewish, they have close communities and they seem to have sex with children more often than whites.

I'm not on the registry at the moment.

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Retard why would your kid somehow be in your neighbor's house? That's not how rape happens.
Rape happens when the person is vulnerable. As said, more likely it'll be some family member you tell to watch the kid that'll do it

>kys pedo

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There are organizations that help pedophiles deal with their problems. Contact them. As long has you haven't committed any crime, being a pedophile is a curse, try to find institutions that actually help. Good luck fren.