No quidditch in Hogwarts Legacy

I thought the freaks and disney adults who play quidditch in real life wanted to rename the """"sport""""" because they hate Rowling now

Careful with that

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>goblins have been associated with greed for years in fantasy works
>everyone is suddenly acting like she invented it
I really can't fucking stand how social media overanalyzes every little shit in Harry Potter with the excuse of muh transphobia.

I cant imagine actually wanting to play quidditch
The rules are nonsense and nothing you do matters unless youre chasing the snitch

that's politics.

>lame
Harry Potter is lame to begin with. Everyone who likes it is some kind of gay sissy homofagman.

The snitch just ends the game and is equal to a whole bundle of goals. If your chasers are on the ball the other seeker won't even want to catch the snitch.

its not even about people not knowing the history of goblins in fantasy. its about seeing a fictional race run a bank and instantly thinking "are these the jews?"

to be fair they have big noses too

I like Harry Potter but I probably won't buy this because jk rowling is such a terf

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It's equal to like 50 goals.
In a game where there are 20 goals max

I also hate terfs, why should biological women have rule over all women?

there's 0% chance of this game being good.

>a game where there are 20 goals max
But there is no max. Canonically the game does not end until the Snitch is caught, duration be damned.

there’s 0% chance you’re right

The goblins in the books aren’t even really Jewish stereotypes. It’s the films that went a bit closer with it, but It’s just easier to pile the blame on Rowling.

>make the bankers fantasy creatures
>These are clearly meant as an analogy for jews!
>make the bankers non-jewish humans
>Such a lack of diversity. The author is obviously a racist neo-nazi!
>make the bankers human jews
>Such an outrageous anti-semitist statement! This author should be publically lynched
What exactly is the solution here?

its the same thing
>hm a big nose. must a be a jewish stereotype.

same thing with the orcs. people see an ugly savage war-prone race and immediately jump to "must be a racist depiction of blacks". its just the left projecting their inherent racism on other people.

yeah but unless the game goes on for a week no team is ever going to score 50 goals naturally.

I failed you mommy

So that's a complex answer that most people wouldn't understand even if I explained it. In short it's social engineering that has run off the rails.

Goals are 10 points, the Snitch is 150

>to be clear, they're nost JUST banking goblins. They own the Daily Prophet as well.
Did she actually say this though? funny as hell.

The World Cup game in the book ends with Bulgaria grabbing the Snitch but Ireland still winning because they scored enough goals. Which is supposed to make the Bulgarian guy whose name I forget seem awesome as the one star of the team, but it just makes him look retarded for catching the snitch too early.

why does the rest of the game exist then

I mean, besides the fact the snitch is to make harry look super awesome and cool for being the match winning chad, why is there even a team involved

but it just makes him look retarded for catching the snitch too early.
sounds like he was saving his team if they were so bad they were behind by 15 goals.

That doesn't refute his disappointment you smug retard.

guess the posters in the game world are just for looks, what a shame

>saving his team
>by losing them the game
What?

>not only do they own the banks, they own the media as well!
Toppest of keks.

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>no trannies in the game
Pretty based.

The goal of the teams is obviously to get 15 goals more than the other team before somebody finds a snitch.
It's not the rest of the game that shouldn't exist, it's the snitch that has literally nothing to do with the game.

It's like if American football had a rule where you play the game on the pitch but if your designated pigeon hunter finds a pigeon outside the stadium, then your team gets 100 points and the game ends.

Fucking Bulgaria has enough wizards to need its own magic soccer team? How the hell have they managed to keep wizards a secret with every nation having their own?
And how does the nation-divide work anyways? I thought wizards were absurdly racist and ignorant about muggle affairs and tech but for some reason they care about national borders?
Were there east and west german wizards and have they unified yet? Was there a magical iron curtain between Soviet wizards and western wizards? Does North Korea or Cuba have wizards?

humilation, if you're 150pts behind you're obviously a really shit team.
Catching the snitch was a mercy.

The bankers have all been killed in the great war