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What do?

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you have no power here... mary sue

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Its over for men

did everyone forget legolas skateboarding down stairs on a fucking shield while no scoping orcs in the two towers?

>watching non canon shit

Do you know what was expected from archers 1000 years ago?

Yeah that was fucking badass.
OP's webm is just cringe.

No. That was also cringe.

I don’t think the CUH-RAZY! action is the problem user

whats the problem then? a woman being on screen?

How many million dollars were spent for this scene alone

Sick of CGI and acrobatics. Good thing I don't watch modern cinema. Period.

I liked the series. Finally something with simple good guys vs bad guys that i can watch without being bombarded with cursing and rape scenes.
I was actually surprised with the amount of silmarillion references they don't even bother to explain for people unfamiliar with it.

the fact that it looks like a pre-rendered ps2 cutscene

Why are zoomers acting as if Galadriel is a new character?

The actions have no weight to them and it looks like shit. Its like two string puppets fighting.

only half the problem
the monster is just standing there taking hits

Eh the shit he did in Hobbit was far worse.

did you get banned from Any Forums retard?

>OY VEY YOU BIGOTS YEAH YOU BIGOTS ITS THE ONLY THING YOU COULD BE JUST ADMIT I CORNER YOU BIGOTS YOU'RE BIGOTS OY VEEEEYYY

Sword twirling will never look cool. It's always so god damn corny.

This.

That fucking scene when they are escaping in barrels.

>What do?
Global mute, if that's an option.

or running up the crumbling building as if he were walking up stairs

I've unironically always hated that scene immensely, and the Legolas wanking of the movies in general. Shit just isn't in the books

100

This shit is so lame

I don't remember her being a mouse.

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There are people who were paid good money to make this. How the fuck is that even possible. Worse there are people who will say it looks fine.

Reminder

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Galadriel was never a fighter type character. Legolas on the other hand was, remember how he's the prince of the sylvan elves that watch over a fuckhuge Sauron fortress in the middle of a swamp ? He's supposed to be an S-tier fighter that can do cuhraaazy shit.

shite then like it's shite now

He didn't even get a single shot on her. Zero threat. Zero tension. He may as well be the size of an ant. What difference would it make. Fucking ridiculous writing.

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Shes(assumed gender) a women.

>Galadriel was never a fighter type character
t. fucking clueless

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That was stupid too but the choreography here is considerably worse.

Normoid NPCs watch shit like this? HAHAHA

Everything. Absolutely everything.

Galadriel in armor. Galadriel with a sword. Galadriel that wait patiently while her men are killed by a troll. Galadriel that is in bumfuck nowhere for her men to be killed by a troll. Galadriel that, after her men are killed by a troll, do a 360 no scope jump. Galadriel that does some sword twirling after that. Galadriel that doesn't use her magical powers whatsoever. Galadriel that does some more sword twirling. Galadriel that does the Dark Souls i-frame move. Galadriel.

Absolutely everything in this scene is so absurdly wrong, I have no words to describe it. It's a raping of the lore of LotR in a deep level.

But at least young angry (oldest elf of Middle Earth in this age) Galadriel did some jumps and swords twirling, and that's all we care about, do we?

The weed has changed
I see it in the oil
I see it in the bud
I smell it in the smoke

She's a fucking wizard not a knight.

I hate women.

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Tell me when exactly Galadriel took a sword and went around bonking folk.

>itt people overeacting about a 30s scene to validate their narrative

Goddamn she opened herself to an attack like a dozen times.
I mean the actual movie adaptation had goofy shit in it but sword combat was more or less practical

>overreacting
>the oldest elf in Middle Earth acts like 20 year old femoid who's order from Starbucks got messed up
Pick one.

The game that has accurately depicted fantasy fighting similar to scenes like this is Dragon's Dogma.

he was a man. men have more power than woman. also, she's unnecessarily spinning her sword after every attack. pretentious cunt. the attacks themselves are fine, even if the launch is silly, but the showboat comes off too tryhard.

too many "le epic sword twirls" and the retarded sword launching that would actually just damage your sword

You realize this takes place during the second age and the fall of gondalin, back when Galadriel did shit you know?

>"She joined the rebellion against the Valar who commanded them to stay; and once she had set foot upon that road of exile she would not relent, but rejected the last message of the Valar, and came under the Doom of Mandos. Even after the merciless assault upon the Teleri and the rape of their ships, though she fought fiercely against Fëanor in defence of her mother's kin, she did not turn back."

what in the actual fuck did i just watch
this looks so fcuking retarded

>people defend corpo slop for free

Haha what the fuck what movie

don't care gay shills not watching your NU-lotr pozzed edition

>Shitting on existing lore is normal goyim, pay for it and don't say anything or you are extremist

>femoid
>starbucks
>not overreacting
Stop acting like the male version of a feminazi.