give me one vidcon where I can have a daughter
Give me one vidcon where I can have a daughter
Ryan Jenkins
Logan Ross
Kill yourself pedo
Parker Collins
Irotoridori no Sekai
Cameron Williams
Real life, but you need a whore to procreate a kid
And it's a 50% it's a girl or 50% it's a boah
Jeremiah Clark
Live yourself king
Jack Long
>See spyxfamily
>Want to have a daughter
>My sister moves to my mom's home with her daughters
>I don't want to have a kid anymore
Fucking brats I hate them
Wyatt King
Princess maker
James Hughes
No, there's a 100% chance of having a daughter if you play your cards right.
Ayden Carter
Don't make your kid trans, user
Alexander Brooks
With a 100% chance of killing himself at 30's and public ashaming
It's not worth it
Landon Sanchez
>Fucking brats
is what you could be doing
Sebastian Cruz
Why aren't you raping them to correct their behavior, user!!?!?!? Are ye a faggot?
Cameron Bennett
I don't like kids
And I don't want to go to jail
Hunter Edwards
this
Kevin Thomas
>you can't fuck her
what's the point
Evan Stewart
Indeed, what's the point of having daughters
Carter Gray
Bentley Rodriguez
Please share your most wholesome stuff anons, I've seen cursed loli stuff and my day got ruined.
Thomas Ramirez
You sound weak. What makes you think you deserve wholesome stuff?
Jason Ortiz
Michael Sanders
Connor Long
Everybody deserves wholesome stuff, it's like porn, but for the heart.
Very cute and inspirational, blessed smile.
The one on the right has a very kissable 5head, very cute.
Ethan Peterson
Ahhh, console video games (or vidcons as I call them), the ultimate medium of expression, able to convey any emotion ranging from hatred to love, loyalty to fear, all in front of our eyes. Ah, and with lovingly crafted art, music, and the ability to control the action, vidcons are the ultimate combination of the high arts. While I tend to play the stoic, I will be the first to admit that vidcons have driven me to cry, to scream and shout, to feel actual hate; such is the power of this force beyond our wildest reckoning. And here I am, before you, to tempt your tongues with the taint of such a tantalizing topic. And the Japanese, the true geniuses behind the world of video games. Pah, I throw my scorn upon such incompetents of the West who would mock the true art of the Japanese with 'games' such as Baldur's Gate and Madden. Perhaps it is that the West is not as intelligent as the East, but this is a matter for another day. Japan has given us such masterpieces as the Final Fantasy series, Star Ocean, Wild Arms, and of course, Arc the Lad. Yes, some of the finest vidcons in the world were created by Japanese. I come to you today to ask you in all earnesty, what is your favorite vidcon? I will reveal mine after the grand debate has illustriously begun, but not before the first poster falls victim to my plot of discussion.
Jackson Allen
It should be no surprise to anyone with a passing familiarity with vidcons that pocky is the ideal food to snack on when playing mentioned object (although 'playing' is an inappropriate word, because you experience, rather than play, a vidcon; I shall use 'playing' for the sake of simplicity). For those ignorant to the intricacies of this fine Japanese cuisine, imagine a delicate stick of sweetened bread about the width and length of a chopstick, its tip coated in the richest chocolate imaginable. The bold flavor of the chocolate is complimented by the small nuts that caress the tip, creating a culinary juxtaposition of sweetness and saltiness that can only have been hatched in the mind of a chef versed in the subtle paradoxes of Eastern cooking. They are light and easy to eat and hold, useful for vidconning on the go, and their sugar content add that extra boost for late night vidcons. Therefore, pocky has garnered itself the precious title of "Ultimate Vidcon Snack". Perhaps the only drawback of pocky is its limited availability in the West, though this cannot be attributed to the snack itself, but the infuriating baboons that think they are running grocery stores.
Grayson Morgan
I never thought I'd see such blatant trolling as I have in this forum. Step away from the computer, drop the ham sandwich and back the FRACK off, gaijin. I hate to use that word but you've made me that serious. As hard as it may be for you to fathom, some of us here are actual fans of the Final Fantasy series (pre FFX) and Square's work in general. You can try to bash me for an avatar that I bought because I happen to be a dedicated fan of perhaps the most poignant, painstakingly woven tapestry of love, loss and vengeance ever to be put from pen to paper, but you would fail, just like all of you flamers do in real life. Who can say that the minds at Square Enix (note: appropriate portmanteau is SQUENIX, not the laughable SQUEENIX) were not inspired by the works of William Shakespeare or Chuck Palahniuk? Cloud's bastard sword has more akin with the bastard sons of Macbeth than it does any armament or basilard of the time. The Honey Bee Club in Midgar reminds me more of the Fight Clubs than any brothel. So please, use your brains, not your sarcasm, and step up to the intellectual plate, or leave this forum and take your "haterade" with you.
Benjamin Powell
Video games suck because they don't take things far enough.
What's the point of a video game where you can have a daughter if you can't coerce her into riding your cock when she's 9~11, then completely break her life after murdering her mother because she's starting to grow jealous of her own creation (best a roastie can muster), then run away with her and travel through beautiful untainted wilderness for two whole years before a Hollywood pedo takes her away from you?
The whole escapist anime bullshit is painful. They have the creative freedom to actually do something worthwhile with the idea unbothered by censors and they squander it with flavorless, spineless, tasteless escapades and weak pornography that doesn't delve into the fetish anywhere near as deep as it should.
With ONE exception. Musumaker is an honest-to-God lolicon masterpiece. Actually deserves the tag.
Landon Price
Among the most prominent Japanese composers (although I use the word 'Japanese' superfluously, as even the most well-known American composers are barely competent at best), one in particular stands out to the enlightened vidcon soundtrack consumer. His name: Yasunori Mitsuda. For the record, this is not to undermine the amazing works of other incredibly talented vidcon composers such as Uematsu-san or Sakuraba-san, but to highlight the unique, almost celto-tropic music (the word music is an understatement) that Yasunori Mitsuda has been composing for years. It would be sheer ignorance to deny that the Chrono Cross soundtrack is anything but the magnum opus of vidcon music; its lifting and oftentimes hauntingly peaceful guitar melodies soothe all but the most savage of beasts while its tense battle themes and mysterious donjon tunes ignite a blazing passion that can be quenched only by the vidcon's profound story and gameplay. It is a wonder that anyone can listen to anything besides vidcon musical compositions after listening to Mitsuda-san's immensely powerful soundtrack, but given that the primitive thuds of hip hop are America's current choice of 'music' (I use the term music liberally), one can see little hope in the mass appreciation of Mitsuda-san's work.
Brody Anderson
bro it's 9 am how early are you whacking off