Bud or Stella?

Modelo. That's all we drink in Texas

>I smoke weed because I'm not a faggot
KEK! That was really a good one!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Coors Banquet

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Im not white trash.

>dude weed lmao
>dude my mind is more open lmao
>dude my testosterone levels lmao
>dude i wanna be a woman now lmao

i will drink literally anything

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alcoholics triggered
reaching for the bottle before they even replied

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Stella because it actually has some kind of flavour.

What's the appeal of alcohol? I never drank it but it smells like shit, very costly, lowers intelligence and attracts shit people
>inb4 I smoke weed
I do no drugs except vidya games

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STELLA!
STELLA!
STELLA!

inebriation feels good

>lowers intelligence
Correct. It brings your high intelligence down to a normal level so you no longer want to kill yourself over how fucking retarded everyone is.

it's a pleasant buzz if youre not some ape with no self-control or a broken human using it as some emotional numbing tool

It tastes good and feels good.

In addition to Stella I really like
>St Peter’s Organic English Ale
Comes in an old fashioned medicine bottle. Had it at the Millennium Biltmore in LA
>Czechvar
I’ve only ever found it at a Nashville gas station

I drink exclusively fruity liquor mixes.
My favorite is anything involving Peach Schnapps.

I like the taste of malt in beer. I only drink beer.