Get home after a long day

>get home after a long day
>excited to finally play some games
>enter room
>see this
>"Sorry bro, i'm already using it~ I'll give it back later"
What do?

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wait a minute... I don't have a switch!

based

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>be idort
>use different machine so strange woman in my bed can have fun
>cops arrive and accost woman who broke into my house
>she resists
>they shoot her
>play switch next to the blood puddle after the paramedics remove the cadaver

my room smells like pig shit so she must have some insane fortitude

Thats a gem

>that's okay I just got off anyway so you know what I like haha
>go ahead and move a bit
>get on bed
>lay on stomach screaming for 3 hours

Use her ass as pillow and rest a bit.

Do what I do, spike her drink or food with laxatives whenever she does it and wait until she realizes the pattern as to why you only eat canned food you prepared yourself.

that's all fun and games until she farts on your face.