YES YES WELL DONE
HOWEVER
FIFTY POINTS TO SONYTHERIN FOR EVERY GAME ON THE PLAYSTATION 5
>sonytherin cheers
ZERO POINTS TO SONYTHERIN
YES YES WELL DONE
Nathaniel Lee
Justin Morgan
he said calmly
Asher Robinson
SILENCE! SILENCE! I SAID FUUUUCKING SILENCE!!! I WON'T BE OUTSHOUTED BY A HOUSE OF FUCKING LOSERS! NEGATIVE 500,000 POINTS TO SLYTHERIN! HOW'D YOU LIKE THAT YOU FUCKING MONGRELS, YEAH YOU LIKE THAT!??! SHUT UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP! YOU DON'T GET TO WIN! I CHOOSE WHO WINS THE HOUSE CUP, ALLL THOSE POINTS YOU AQUIRED THROUGHOUT THE YEAR MEAN FUCK ALL! GRYFFINDOR WINS!! GRYFFINDOR WINS!!! FUCK YOU SLYTHERIN! 6 MILLIONS POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR, BECAUSE I FUCKING SAID SO!! MR. FILTCH ESCORT EVERY SNIVELING SLYTHERIN STUDENT TO THE DUNGEONS AND HAVE THEM SEPARATED BY PENIS SIZE AND VAGINAL INTEGRITY, I'LL BE VISITING A LITTLE LATER. YOU HEAR THAT SLYTHERINS, I'M GONNA FUCK EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU, MAYBE YOU CAN EARN SOME POINTS BACK IF YOU'RE WILLING TO SWALLOW SOME OF MY HEADMASTER LOAD! NOW MR. FILTCH GET THESE MONGRELS OUT OF HERE!! NOOOOOOOOWWWW!
Daniel Brooks
>"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRY POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTERR DID YOU PUT A PLAYSTATION 5 GAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?" Dumbledore asked with the utmost tranquility.
>"N-n-no sir, of course I didn't." replied Harry clearly in fear of the Headmaster's anger.
>"Yes of course dear boy, after all ....how could you?" Dumbledore asked rheotircally in a serene manner. He began to slyly chuckle and turned to Harry.
>"There are no games for Playstation 5!" they both said in the most gentle and synchonized way, thier voices in united harmony.
>"Yes, yes. Well done, Harry, well done. HOWEVER .." Dumbledore enunciated in a most poeaceful tone. He then continued "I have left a playstation 5 in the house slytherin common room, a joke you see."
>Harry then smiled and walked out of Dumbledore's office and smiled all the way to goblet of fire to put his name in it anyway.
Jose Cook
"Sometimes muggle's technology amazes me..." Dumbledore screamed calmly, while holding a curious device in his hands.
Harry was amazed by the little screen with animated characters, it was like the magical pictures and photos but more interactive.
BING BING WAHOO
Dumbledore smiled, showing pure joy while wrinkles appeared on his cheeks.
"You know, Harry, perhaps we should be more open to new technologies... I'll think about it, now, don't you have a potion lesson with Snape? Well, well, actually who cares, go play Quidditch with your friends, I'll take care of it. Oh, and, Harry..." the boy turned back as he was walking away from the headmaster's office "...30 points to Gryffindor!" he cherished, while rising a Joycon.
Dominic Torres
he said calmly
Jack Fisher
i love dumbledoreposting, kek
Aaron Wilson
post the vocaroo about wakanda and the irish potatoes you fuck
Chase Murphy
>He screeched in a relaxed manner
Christian Scott
Only fresh Dumbledore post I've seen in months tbqh. Cheers user
Jaxon Davis
Anthony Stewart
No wonder this fag got Snaped, picking favorites all the time.
Zachary Edwards
Owen Bailey
My favourite
Oliver Russell
>SNOYRY DID YOU PUT BLOODBORNE INTO THE PS5 LIBRARY!
Caleb Ross
Dumbledore: the biggest gamer on Any Forums
Jayden Brown
How did jk rowling get away with this
Nolan Williams
I wonder can Dumbledore just decide a winner however he pleases? Is that canon in JK Rowlings original?
Julian Nguyen
FUCKING SNOYTHERIN
Bentley Diaz
>HARRY, HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING POLYJUICE POTION OF HERMIONE AND GETTING RAILED BY THE ENTIRE SENIOR QUIDDITCH TEAM? YOU KNOW THAT TRANS SHIT DOES NOT FLY IN OUR WORLD!
Austin Watson
I only ever watched one Harry Potter film, the first one, and I still remember that scene at the end where he pulls out a bullshit reason to award bullshit point to Harry Potter's house just so they'll win. What the fuck? That was clear favoritism. How the other house didn't fucking riot after that bullshit I'll never understand. They won. They fucking new they one. And they all get jibbed because some old dude has a hard on for one student in particular in a different house.
Caleb Jenkins
yeah, it's very arbitrary
Liam Torres
We need more wholesome Dumbledoreposts like this.
Josiah Gonzalez
But isn't that kinda unfair. The Majority of the participants have nothing to do with the main story. Does their hard work mean nothing?
Nathaniel White
Well he's the boss there, he can calmly say whatever he damn wants. But there are other schools as well no? So no institutions to oversee them?
David Robinson
>for this reason I'm only awarding Gryffindor 500 points. I hope you've learned something today
Andrew Bennett
>Makes Dumbledore gay
>Gets cancelled
Henry Morris
He can dump as many points as he wants last second, in fact, I don't believe there's a rule barring the other teachers from doing this so long as they did something worthy of the points.
Grayson Reed
>SEVERUS SNAPE, did you or did you not dig up Lilly Potter’s grave and collect a few of her pubic hairs to use in your latest polyjuice potion? One which you then improved so that it also affected the victim’s mind to make them BELIEVE that they were young Harry’s darling mother?
>And did you then slip a dosage of potion into the drinking fountains found within the Gryffindor Commons? Shortly before casting Petrificus Totalus alongside the Imperius Curse on no less than 30 Lilly clones, then using them to satisfy your perverse sexual urges?
>We’ve found Lilly Potters with their hair stained white, Severus! PURE WHITE! Lilly’s with their legs spread and frozen in place, Lilly’s with their heaving breasts hanging out of their school robes! Lilly’s with semen—your semen!—leaking from their mouths, their legs, and their rears SEVERUS!
>Most despicable of all, we found that the Lilly Potter you came inside the most often (while using “her” bareback and nutting a dozen times in her fertile womb) was, in actuality, a transformed Mr. Harry Potter himself! Dumbledore mumbledored
>I hope you can appreciate the awkward position you’ve put me, my school, and the reputation of all wizards in. That’s why I hope you will help me cast a school-wide memory wiping charm, and then invite me for next week’s degenerate orgy, Dumbledore caterwauled timidly
Henry Bennett
Yes, it's just like real life.
Henry Allen
Why is slytherin, the xbox colored house, being snoyded in here?
Carter Stewart
No, it's not. I went to a snooty school that has house competition. No teacher was allowed to award arbitrary points so one house would definitely win. Not even the headmaster. Winning competitions was the only way you got points. It was a very fair system. Also, there is no "good guy" house and "bad guy" house.
Austin Martinez
The house cup doesn't really mean anything, it's just a fluff system of fake competition that you'd find in some schools
Jaxson Gonzalez
It's canon. What the movies don't show is that other teachers are just as unfair in how they dish out / take away house points, particularly Snape who gives Slytherin points for free and takes away Gryffindor points for the smallest infractions.
Xavier Russell
OOYYYEYYY DAMBAHDORR, YOO WANNA FIGH?