imagine actually thinking the returns era donkey kong games are at all comparable to the original trilogy
Imagine actually thinking the returns era donkey kong games are at all comparable to the original trilogy
i enjoyed DK Return games. Pretty good.
>controls are tight
>good ost
>decent levels
>fun with friends
whats the issue?
DKTF > Returns > Jungle Beat > DKC3 > DKC2 > DKC1
Cope
miyamoto is definitely gay
I think I get his point, the new games ditched the more realistic artstyle for a more cartoony one.
I don't like Nintendo's shift to 2.5D games over pixels but cartoonish models withstanding at least DKC Returns and TF did it the best of any of the new 2D Nintendo games.
I also miss the other animal buddies.
DK Returns games are amazing. Great level design, control and feel great, etc. But even though the art and music is good in them, it doesn't compare to the mood of the original DKC games. They definitely had more soul in that department. Better atmosphere, more humor in the animations and enemies, more interesting environments and characters, etc.
gays are more creative, intelligent and attractive than heterosexuals on average
Well you have to really think out of the box to figure out how to snatch and fuck kids without going to jail for life
>funky kong was more funky in the past games and less funky in the new ones making it with less funky soul
funky bros
>The Rareware closeted homosexual
>The chad Funky Mode from Mario Kart Wii
And also more likely to get some horrible disease from fucking butts.
cunnyposter spotted
>thing that doesn't exist as a game, has never existed as a game, and is completely unattainable with the technology we have now
vs
>game
can you retards stop with this shit? just live with the fact you never had dk country when you were younger and stop idealizing literal fantasies
feet are hotter
I'm a lesbian.
Funkyless kong
False, women aren't real. You have outed yourself as a liar, proving nothing you say holds water
They're not. I never thought otherwise.
YWNBAW