Journos Getting Exposed

Post some screenshots or stories of games journalists getting exposed for their incompetence.

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postan a classic
journalist gets btfo by cuphead's tutorial
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Not a journo, but close enough i suppose
>youtu.be/7noxyKs4mc8

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I remember other people, including anons here, complain about Marauder too. I've never played Doom, FPS just ain't my jam, so I have no idea how justified the complaints are. I just remember it was a controversial boss. Was it really that bad? What's it even do?

Why is the chest half transparent though

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You have to utilize spacing. It's fully invincible from close up or far away. When you're mid range, it'll lunge at you with its axe. You have to shoot it midlunge to stun it and that gives you an opening to damage it more. Repeat until it does. The game does tell you how to beat it in the codex but if you didn't read it, you'll probably just get stuck with an unkillable enemy.

Ignoring the chest, why is "Consult an FAQ Already" grammatically incorrect? You say that as 'eff ay kyu'.

Some people just say "fak"

>so I have no idea how justified the complaints are
Watch the video. These are the people who are complaining.

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>The game does tell you how to beat it in the codex but if you didn't read it, you'll probably just get stuck with an unkillable enemy.
The game has giant fuckoff tutorial window specifically for the Maurader, there's no excuse for ignorance.

It's a red light/green light mini boss that's completely different from other enemies in the game and will shield your shots and can only be shot at for a brief moment. However there are some creative ways to one or two cycle him. It's just a very different enemy that changes/interrupts the flow of the game.

Kinda reminds me of reddit and Any Forumss star ocean5 haters when they claim that the game doesnt have romance elements and bonding events.

Fuck off. I know who you are, you CUBEFAG

Because the rule is usually "a followed by a consonant, an followed by a vowel", except acronyms break that rule. But if you don't have an inner voice (if you don't hear words in your head while reading), you don't realise the F is pronounced eff, like a vowel.

I don't think Star Ocean has haters. I don't think anyone really thinks about Star Ocean besides its diehard fans.

incredibly based

I refuse to believe anyone says out loud in real life, "I need to read a fack to find out what to do."

I actually did a week or so with a friend but I quickly realized how stupid it sounded and corrected it to FAQ (also cause it sounded like I said fag lol)

the only people who hate star ocean are star ocean fans. we hate 5, have mixed feelings on 4 and mock those filtered by 3

Because you need to do a extremely simple puzzle to open that chest
That chest is also right before the boss fight he was failing to do

Ah yeah I forgot about that too. Also even without it, shooting it in any other position causes it to raise up a shield. If you weren't a retard, you'd eventually figure maybe you should shoot during the double handed axe attack when it'd be physically impossible for him to hold the shield.

How is that hard to believe when there's a guy who's been making threads daily here writing "an Ex Eye Vee cultist"

I hate StarOcean because the game promises some epic sci-fi shit only to be a shitty Tales clone instead (Also they're just kind of shitty to play) but I don't usually go into threads to whine about it. However when I do post that sometimes I always get a bunch of schizos whining which is kind of funny

I've heard GameFAQs pronounced "game facks" so those people are definitely out there

how looks in real crt tv? it was that bad?

Do you say EssDoubleyouAyTee,or do you say SWAT like it's a normal word?

Ok, nobody pronounces it Game F A Q
Im on a fucking schedule here, no body has time for that shit.

ive said it before and ill say it again, dsp is a short tempered retard, but his prepared reviews are always spot on. the guy just needs to stop and think for a bit.

>It's NOT just your opinion
The fuck? Yes it fucking is.

I pronounce it as GameFACTS because it sounds more natural to me than Game Eff Ay Kyus

And I bet you say it sness instead of S N E S, ya big sissy.

SWAT is an acronym; FAQ is an initialism. They are not the same.

Do you say Fhbee or do you say Eff Bee Eye?

Can you really call it filtered by 3 when I can't even get the tutorial mission to work because it's bugged?

I used to call Gamefaqs gameFAGS growing up

I'm slacking off at work so I can't watch a video without people noticing.

Ah so its one of those enemies you have to bait/wait until it does a certain attack that makes it vulnerable? I can see how that might be boring or tedious but that shouldn't make it HARD

I call them glowing ones, rolls right off of the tounge.

That's the CIA

reviews are meant to be objective. your opinion can come into play, but it needs to be fucking clear its your opinion. i dont like real time strategy, but if i were write a review on age of empires 2, i wouldnt score it low just because *i* dont like the genre. in fact, i should probably ask my boss to be reassigned because its clearly not my wheelhouse.

Syah*

>reviews are meant to be objective.

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It represents the entirety of the company they write for.
Do people say "[Insert Company] is stupid" or do they say "[Insert Writer from Said Company] is stupid"?

Where the FUCK is the cuphead vs bird webm?

Both.

My review of your post is that it fucking sucks, both subjectively and objectively

thats not what we mock people who dislike 3 for

oh look it's the same years old images every time. How long until the thread devolves into fbu crime stats?

In the past people used to trust reviewers because their "opinions" helped players and developers understand what's going on with the game
Nowadays some faggot thinks they have an attitude and people couldn't care less. They add nothing, its all just rants and buzzwords for clickbait

Fuck off to Twitter and stay there

again

a review is supposed to appeal to a wide variety of tastes. why would you ever want someone that hates blood and violence to review doom? or someone that only watches sitcoms to review there will be blood?

this has been lost in last decade or so because every journalist fancies themselves a cult of personality that injects themselves into everything and treats reports like their personal blog.

Singular it's F-A-Q but in cases of plural like gamefaqs it's gamefax

The first fucking post

Why would you read a review in the first place, uh? Fucking tell me

Pretty sure there was a christian game review site that was pretty objective about reviews, they just tossed on a number rating the compatibility of the game with Jesus on the end.