What the FUCK was Nintendo thinking with this character design?

What the FUCK was Nintendo thinking with this character design?

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Based and boyfeetpilled

>boy

What's the problem?

>Piss bottle

Feet, obviously.

they were thinking with their dicks. kinda based if you ask me.

>made the squids look even more like lolis
Uhm bros?

Uooohhhh

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woomy toes

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>made the hips narrower
realismfags can go fuck themselves

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Yeah I'm putting that on my body type a (cuteboy) squip

>he likes "lolis" with wide hips
Just become a shortstackfag.

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are you gay?

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el grande homo

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Splatoon does a good job toeing the line between cute and sexy

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are outfits gender locked anymore?
if not I can't begin to imagine the abominations people will make

yes

They made the ass fatter. Equivalent exchange.

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no they did not

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>we want the mad max audience.
>still no game mode where you’re riding custom vehicles and shooting ink at one another from them.

You're confusing width for depth.
This is a lesson in the subtle but important distinction that ass > hips. Hips exist to support the ass.

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