Dragon's Dogma

>everyone hypes this game up as the second coming of Christ
>play it
>the most generic fantasy world i have ever encountered, really small too
>"press x to awesome" combat, spend 10 seconds jerking off while your spell is charging up, its mediocrity disguised with plenty of fancy animations so the midwits are appeased
>garbage-tier story
>terrible AI
>annoying voice acting
Any Forums has the absolute worst taste in games.

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sorry but if you don't like dragon's dogma you are legally required to transition

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press X to awesome? really?

how new? This is how DD threads start on Any Forums. It's like monster hunter

>terrible AI
Someone will never what hunts in packs.

i was away for like 10 years until the rest of the internet got so bad that Any Forums improved by comparison

You are still in the pool

post your pawns

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go back to skyrim lad

Combat designer left square enix, how worried should we be?

what?

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Hard agree. I fucking love Action/Fantasy RPGs and dragons and all that shit, but I absolutely hate the most over-hyped ones (DD, TW3 and Skyrim). I'm not even an intentional hipster. I went into all these games with great optimism. I think most gamers just have shit taste.

>People like game on Any Forums
>Make shitty bait thread
>Get (You's)
A tale as old as time

Ryota Suzuki the main combat designer for most capcom's big action games (devil may cry, mon hun and dragon's dogma), left capcom for square enix to work on ffxvi

>Sets up impossible to meet expectations based on random internet opinions
>plays game for 5 min
>actually types out "press x to awesome"
>the story is garbage because.....it just is okay?!
>the voice acting annoys me because I'm an easily triggered retard.
>make post seething about how my opinion is special and everyone else is wrong.
Warms my heart seeing DD filtering retards in these uncertain times.

one game + expansion has been filtering retards for like 10 years, it's a beautiful thing

It's basically in the "Any Forums 101" guidebook
please don't ask me for the book, I lost the link many years ago already and all 50 pages of the PDF were on my old HDD

Jesus fuck that's worrying

yeah i know but you said he left square enix so I was confused

his role on DD wasn't that major
he had a bigger role designing Nero in DMCV
that's why FFXVI looks like a DMV clone

>don't try to romance anyone in particular
>game makes you a raging homosexual

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Ah, mean't "left for".

Just shut up and let the wind push you OP

i got that fucking midget because i dumped all the pies i had on jim on my first playthrough.

>oh you dont want any of our cute waifus?
>fine then take this fat fuck instead, faggot
based

THE NIGG IS WATCHING ME

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how do you romance the jailbait witch

>DIDN'T THINK YOU'D HAVE THE STOMACH TO DO AN UNARMED MAN LIKE THAT
I AM THE DANGER

So the game is my dad?

How has it come to this?
Not a single post about how wolves hunt or where all the roads lead.Or even the mating habbits of a ogre. This is a terrible thread.

kek

That's surprisingly realtistic user. People assume you're gay if you're not drooling over tits.

someone already mentioned the wolves

I felt this same way too. The garbage graphics, cringey laughable character dialogues/ animation, all turned me the fuck off from this game. I feel genuinely bad for the faggors who are so convinced that this game is good that they shill it here like a religious cult on a daily basis.
But now I understand they’re just doing it to get more players in the game so someone will hire their pawn.
Fucking pathetic game and playerbase.

>"press x to awesome" combat, spend 10 seconds jerking off while your spell is charging up, its mediocrity disguised with plenty of fancy animations so the midwits are appeased

you picked the wrong class, mage is for NPCs

if failed the impossible expectation of not being mediocre and boring

>falling for OP's carefully crafted bait

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Just because someone has legitimate opinions of their own on a game you’re unfortunately obsessed with does not mean they were “filtered,” you solipsistic troon.

Have the people here never seen a "monster hunter" style thread OP?
I've been here too long
fuck

>play universally beloved game
>dont like it
>decide to be a tremendous cocksucking faggot and post about it on Any Forums

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>universally
only in your discord echo chamber faggot

Filtered.

>barely anyone playing since DD2 wet t-shirt reveal
>pawn never comes back with cool stuff anymore

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>mage looks really cool
>sucks to actually play

feelsbadman

filtered

You were fooled by Any Forums the game is shit and I will explain why:

>No indication of where roads lead
>No hint to what enemies are weak to
>No hint of when enemies are alone or in groups
>No warning to avoid status effects
>No clue to which items are masterworks

I don't know how people defend this game.

Stopped playing DD after they closed DDOnline