Is that a motherfucking flop

is that a motherfucking flop

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i havent seen a single person hyped for this game. I might have bought it if i didnt have to play as dixie kong

This proves how important is to have a good main character design
Hell she could be black but her entire design wearing just black clothes who covers every tiny bit is skin is just plain boring and puritan
I never saw a black girl wearing like a fucking nun
You could make her wear normal clothes like Max from Life is Strange for example

This stinky piece of shit game matches the main character's skin color.

WHATTTT is that a BLACK WOMEN she needs BWC bwc(big white ) cock in side of HER OVERIES NOWWWWW I AM GOING TO RAPE HER with my PENIS so HARD SHE WILL diee SHE WILL DIEEEEE BWC WILL KILL HER IT IS TOOO STRONGGGG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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That's because there isn't any audience for it. They know that astroturfing won't work here, so they decided to push the release further down the pipeline to lessen financial impact.

I love Ella. She is absolutely gorgeous and adorable. But she's been cast in some of the worst stuff out there. I really wish people wrote better female characters. And Ella was really allowed to shine in her parts.

That face is hidden under too much hair, which makes her look unkempt and dirty. In addition to that, her clothes are loose fitting and baggy, which doesn't accentuate her figure.

Ella puts effort to look a certain way, and it's like the developer did their absolute best to not showcase it. Why would you even hire her, only to misuse her like that? The male gaze, you'll say.

This is Ella, as she appeared in the premiere of Charlie's Angels. This is how she likes to show herself. Why not make her look, they way she likes herself to look? Yes, I get it, it isn't practical, but also, her in game attire isn't practical. Problem is, one is appealing, and could be made more practical, the other is both impractical and unappealing.

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Okay, so let me get this straight

So you be saying...

AHHHHHH SAVE ME BLACKROCK

Her problem is that she has "main character won't shut the fuck up" syndrome.

The game is too much in love with its main character because the writers are dumb.

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this game comes from the same hack retards who made FFXIV with characters who never shut up. Hopefully she will have some more variety than saying the same stupid shit over and over again.

the definition of a flop and the best part is
you can watch it live
like you know there is going to be car crash and you just get a seat and something to drink and prepare for the spectacle

It looks like fun

and somehow they still have more money than a few countries combined.
I hope these niggas ill fucking die.

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>the most insufferable cacophonic beat starts blasting
>mystery meat, lesbian hair ugly female enters scene
"SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT"
>quick cuts of QTEs presented as gameplay flash on the screen
"I'M A [character's nature explained in an over the top manner] ?????"
>quick cuts continue, everything is electric purple for some reason
"AND I'M SUPPOSED TO [gameplay mechanics poorly explained because devs still don't know how to add them] ??????"
>more quick cuts, this time we see animations of secondary characters also presented as gameplay
"THIS IS GONNA BE [zoomer word for cool]"
>character does something quirky for no reason
>fart synth kicks into action
>logo is presented, you just now realized this is supposed to be from an established IP/Studio even though it looks and plays nothing like it
>you curl up into a ball and start sobbing, being fully aware your beloved IP/Studio is dead forever

how nervous is squeenix right now

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That's actually peak millennoid humor
Millennials are the ones who watch capeshit like manchildren

*mulatto women

The magic looks really well done and fun. If anything when a black women asks where is my representation, you can point to this game.

>i havent seen a single person hyped for this game.
I know you're lying because Barry is betting his sanity on this shitheap.

go woke go broke
kill yourself larry fink

>this game comes from the same hack retards who made FFXIV
This is the FFXV dev team with Amerimutt writers.

It's going to flop hard, but it's not going to be the biggest flop of 2023. That spot is reserved for Sega & Creative Assembly's HYENAS