he is coming to fight you how do you prepare?
He is coming to fight you how do you prepare?
why would he fight me? I'm not a monster
i buy a gun and kill him
because he wants to
better hope you can fire fast quen will absorb at least a few bullets
Replay witcher 1. He kills for poltical reasons, and to mock he uses his silver sword
>better hope you can fire fast quen will absorb at least a few bullets
it's a gun, he's going to get fucked after his shield disappears or if he doesn't even activate it in the first place if he doesn't see the bullet coming.
He's got good reflexes but not ones that can stop a bullet.
shoot him
>because he wants to
absolutely disgusting and out of character, but anyway
>buy a gun
>take some woman/child as hostage and threaten to kill them if he comes near
I hide under the bed and leave various clues around my room that suggest I went to the cave of the unseen elder.
My fully automatic AR-15 can abort 15 schoolchildren per pull of the trigger. He doesn't stand a chance.
By fucking Yen, Triss and Ciri in the ass
I call up my personal sex android, and she does the work for me
It wasn't political, the grandmaster of the flaming order wanted to turn everyone into witchers to survive the ice age
Which naturally, Geralt as a Witcher finds abhorrent
Do you think they will do some gameplay/skill overhaul with the next gen update if it ever comes out?
I use my three witches
i would remind him that i am ciri's faithful husband that she loves more than anything in the world and if he killed me she would despise him
No. You’ll pay $60 for a texture mod they stole from Nexus
put some poison on my blade and ready to go
fuggin gross
Distract him with hookers
this is actually the more interesting question
how will they fuck up witcher 4?
Which mods are they stealing from the Nexus?
>why would he fight me? I'm not a monster
because you fapped to his daughterfu, the empress of nilfgardia and goddess of space and time cirilla fiona elen riannon
I'm an elder vampire I'll be fine
You post on Any Forums, you're probably a nekker
I sharpen my pitchfork
surprised it took this long for someone to mention a pitchfork
Then again the average Any Forums user is too stupid to read books