How do i become goro majima

how do i become goro majima

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smoke lots of epic weed

lose an eye or two

Become a cabaret club manager and stab at least 10,000 people.

Ya don't.

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Slap your abortionist wife

Lose an eye and start larping like a retard
You won't be Majima but when you die they will remember you as the retard larping as Majima

Be some sort of unstoppable fighting machine at 25

Become a cringe exaggerated version of yourself that shows up way too much.

lose you gf, i.e. you can't because you don't leave your house basement dweller

Majima and Kiryu don't even share a scene after 4.

He is literally me

Majima everywhere is a gimmick system that sucks ass

how

>majima was the owner of a prestigious cabaret club by the time he was 24
>kiryu was a real estate mogul at 20

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pretend to be retarded to cope with the pain

You will never be japanese.

it's not about being japanese, it's about the ferocity and craziness

ywnbgm

Look up to IchiCHAD

>how
Learn how to fight

Those are universal qualities.

Beat your wife.