As Elden Lord, what's your tax policy?

As Elden Lord, what's your tax policy?

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Women are taxed according to clothes worn

TAX SMALL TREES, GIVE TO BIG TREE

10% trade tax (grains exempt)
10% grains tax for food security
surface area tax for housing, 10 souls per sqm/a, down to 5 souls if registered for army service
and the most important tax, prima nocta is in effect

LET CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD

feet for me

fair and just

>incel trans man character
yuck

katana users taxed 150 percent.
pvp players taxed 300 percent.

People are taxed more based on how disgustingly obese they are
You want less taxes? Better stop shoving bread into your mouth fatty

just enough to feed and arm my soldiers.
also, one day out of the month, all the unmaried women have to let me sniff their feet and butthole.

go home shabriri

Rent free.

>No ending where you join mohg and overthrow the golden order
wtf

poo poo man is basically that without mohg

Excellent policy my lord.

Is there even any mention of tax policy in ASOIAF? Or was George just seething about Tolkien without even delivering on his weird flex?

t. rannysaurusrex

No.
George is literally some fat retard that wrote about incest, rape and scat fetishism disguised as a political drama in a fantasy universe that somehow took off. He's a smug bastard that thinks he's some kino writer which I guess I can't blame him for, I'd be the same way if my weird shit somehow got world famous and made me rich

100% Income and Savings Tax.
And then we melt all the coins together.
And then we throw all the tax payers into the coin.
And then I jump in the coin.

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No. In fact whenever money is brought up he explicitly mentions that Littlefinger basically magics some of it up. In rare circumstances where that isn’t the solution, the family in question just has lots of money.

he is eternally resentful