Hey Any Forums i'm going to GameStop real quick to buy myself some vidya. Can you guys watch over this one for me in the meantime until i get back?
Hey Any Forums i'm going to GameStop real quick to buy myself some vidya...
I wish for chocolate milk!
I wish you wouldn't make this thread user.
I wish for more ps5 units to be reduced at a lower price
i wish for the playstation line of products to be discontinued
That's a wish too many!
I wish for everyone who has ever posted on Any Forums (with the exception of myself) to instantly die
guys, i think this things broken, nothing's happening
Why is it called a monkey's paw? It's a fuckin hand
I wish for the entire video game industry to collapse. Specifically, I want to Sony, Microsoft, Nintendo, Steam, and Epic to call go bankrupt.
Granted but GoW Ragnarök gets delayed a year.
Hands are for humans.
Granted but now Tencent rules the industry you jackass.
>microsoft goes bankrupt
>windows dies
>steam goes down too so there's no steamOS buffer
>PC gaming dies
Ok sure.
>*Watches over it safely while not fuckin with it since I'm not going to fuck with user's things without permission*
I wish for all games to be unwoke and redpilled
>thinking Tencent won't eventually buy out most companies in 5-10 years anyway.
Hey at least if nintendo can go F itself it's already something. They're the most anti-consumer. Not saying Tencent would be any better
Just make a little wish it won't hurt.
Granted but fire ants randomly appear on your controller everytime you want to play them.
At least I would have more of a reason to pirate every game
Granted, but now they cost $180 per game minimum, and they are not allowed to be longer than 3 hours each
I wish Ghostwire doesn't bankrupt tango and we get an Evil Within 3
Granted. All characters are now white, female characters are attractive and scantily clad, and you have to type the N-word everytime you load or start a new new game. However, it is now illegal to create or own video games. Possession of video games is on par with possession of child porn.
I wish I was Calypso.