Confess why you're too bad to play this game

Confess why you're too bad to play this game.

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i'm way too rad to play some ancient nintendo shit yo

I played it without a guide once and it was pretty fun but I had to look up where the last dungeon was because I was retarded

i shredded that game when i was 8 years old. playing old games isnt a personality you cock sucker

I literally beat it when I was a child.
Second quest, too.

>zoomer OP so far up his ass he doesn't know zelda is a relatively easy children's game everyone and their mothers finished already

I was so obsessed with Zelda 1, I went online and played ZQuest games for it with entirely new world maps and dungeons. Same goes for Super Metroid; I couldn't get enough with that game's hacks made with Smile or whatever it was called.

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I'm not going to keep a journal about this game and autistically interact with every screen to find all the hidden caves.

why do you need to find all the hidden caves if youre not an autist?

I don't have the time or motivation to play the game how it should be played desu. I'd like to one day, but when I have free time I don't really wanna spend it just bombing random walls until a hole appears

>how it should be played
>bombing random walls
try again

Esl retard

Whatever, that's how it always seemed, even still it requires more effort than I'm willing to give it

Then don't. You can still beat it without feeling like the special boy who did everything in the game because it told him.

i tried playing this with my cousins husband and their kids on the snes retro or whatever but she was such a bitch they got divorced and i dont speak to her anymore

I couldn't find the spectacle rock

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Aside from the ultra secret caves you would only know about by being thorough, most everything has a hint or 'obviousness' about it, like a cave behind a waterfall. That said, the NES port of Zelda 1 had some stupid hints that only applied for the original Famicon version that had a microphone.

Playing Link to the Past with its cracked walls helped me get in the correct mindset of what kinds of places a hidden cave should be.

This game holds your hand throughout with caves that just tell you what to do

My gamecube and Collector's disc got corrupted because I fucked around in MM and OoT too much so zelda 1 doesn't work anymore on my wii

Same. Got the game the day it was released in the states.

I just don't care about it. It's literally that simple