Detailed reviews get zero internet points

>detailed reviews get zero internet points
>low effort meme drivel like this gets loads

Why is this allowed?

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a huge percentage of gamers are

It's just internet points dude.

Try

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>detailed reviews
Bro, if your review is longer than 1 paragraph, 3-4 sentences, we ain't got time for that.

>Negative review with laid out points, video evidence of various game breaking bugs. Reviewer has 20+ hours in game
>Replies fill up with calling the reviewer a "clown" and telling them it's actually an amazing game. Replies have 2-3 hours in game.
Why is every Steam game like this?

Why do you care? The up/down votes on reviews mean nothing. Each reviewers score is equal. Either a +1 or -1.

That's at least 3.2M points to the creator and over 10M points worth of purchases, pure mental illness.

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If you look carefully, the dots form a sheep.

almost as if majority are retarded steamfags
kids and third world favela monkeys

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I dare you to go check the discussions of your favorite game user
Most are somehow worse than Any Forums

because he probably took hours to make this insanely detailed caricature of a sheep using only dots? how is this low effort, shit takes real talent and he obviously the attention

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autism

Nobody reads steam reviews.

You can reply to reviews?

How are my reviews? Are they too long?

steamcommunity.com/id/stratzillab/recommended/

Opinions like this make me sad.

I went through and disliked every one of your reviews.

You have shit taste so I'm not gonna bother reading any of those.

You have to turn it on when you make the review, but yes.

Steam reviews are literally r*ddit

Drives me crazy. Meme reviews should be removed.

>Why is this allowed?
same way your shitpost is allowed, jannies-trannies doing nothing

>detailed review
you mean those wannabe game reviewers that write fucking novels that no one reads?
don't get me wrong, meme reviews aren't any better than those pretentious "detailed reviews"

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You're little dry, and you could go deeper into detail given how long the posts are. 6/10

my little brother gives out steam awards to the most inane shit on steam. he turned 13 this year, so i'd imagine this is right on the money.

fpbp

the hard truth is it just means the detailed review was less valuable than a joke. maybe the review was a rambling piece of shit. maybe the review was just some autist sperging out his opinions as facts. either way, it had less value.

wait until you see democracy

Graphics
You forget what reality is
Beautiful
Good
Decent
Bad
Don‘t look too long at it
MS-DOS
I swear to god I will strangle the motherfuckers that post this shit

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Those reviews always have so many awards and praise, yet tells you fucking nothing about the game at all.

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People who use Steam as Facebook should hang

samefag

Both memes and longass essays are garbage. The only reviews I trust are candid impressions.

JUST LIKE Any Forums THREADS!

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