Games that don't lie

>Game is called the elder scrolls
>has scrolls
>has elders
>has scrolls about elders
>has scrolls that are elder

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>Astroneer
>be astronaut
>also engineer
Turbo comfy game for anyone wondering.

>Fallout
>there is still nuclear fallout present in the wasteland
Very Good.

>game is called soccer (nes)
>you play soccer on the nes

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>Game is called Dishonored
>You are Dishonored

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>exercise is called decline bench
>it's actually performed on a bench in a decline

>Sonic the Hedgehog
>play as Sonic the Hedgehog

>Game is called Nickelodeon All Star brawl
>It's just as bad as Smash Bros Brawl

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>game is called Metal Gear Solid
>Metal Gear is a bipedal nuclear-weapon equipped tank
>Main character is named Solid Snake

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>Team Fortress 2
>There are 2 teams
>One of the maps is a fortress
Great

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>Game is called Meet 'n Fuck >You meet people in a kingdom and fuck them
Pleasantly surprised

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>touhou project
>takes place in the east
>the fanbase likes to project

>my summer car
>you have a car and it’s the summer

>Not Metal Gear And Solid

>the metal gear is solid indeed

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>Fight Knight
>You are a knight and get into fights repeatedly

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>Dwarf Fortress
>Your people are dwarves and they occasionally build a fortress

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>in the game's lore there are two "Team Fortress"es

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>Devil May Cry
>they don't cry but
>they're still sad boi gang, crying on the inside

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>Asura's Wrath
>The main character is Asura
>He's really really angry and takes it out on everyone

In what way is he sonic though ? He certainly doesn't go as fast as the speed of sound as is implied