>go to job interview at a game studio
>they make phone games
>interviewer: “So what phone games do you play, user?”
>blank out because I don’t play any
>blurt out the first that comes to mind
>”I play a little Genshin Impact sometimes haha”
>every interviewer (two women and a guy) is visibly disgusted
>”We’ll call you”
How badly did I fuck up?
Go to job interview at a game studio
Jeremiah Diaz
James Hughes
They'll call you user.
You did it.
Lincoln Williams
If you actually play gayshit impact you deserve to be homeless
William Morris
should've just said Raid Shadow Legends or some shit
Ian Adams
Why make roleplaying threads like this? Just make a thread shitting on Genshin we're down for shitting on some chinkshit at any time user. Your roleplay is very thought out for something that didn't happen, you might have some sort of condition.
Lucas Wilson
>job interview at a game studio
this was your first mistake
Dylan Sanchez
Women love Genshin boys tho.
William Myers
>none because they all suck dick
>I'm here to make a good game
Michael Clark
>Myself? I am a Super Mecha Champions enjoyer.
Jack Peterson
>>every interviewer (two women and a guy) is visibly disgusted
Learn to read human emotions retard, they're angry/jealous/embarassed not disgusted.
Every single mobile dev on earth wants the same success genshin had but they all know it's completely out of their reach so the mere mention of it makes them seethe
Jordan Edwards
>Only mobile games I play are emulators
Gabriel Green
My company doesn't want to fail like Genshin, we want our game being a household name for more than 3 months. We don't plan on having the crash and burn phase that Mihoyo is having right now.
Blake Young
>"Yeah I play Infinity Blade. What sorta games do you folks make?"
>Interviewer: "We uhhhh we make pixel art games about cat cafes and-"
>Look visibly disgusted, peek down at your watch and tell them you'll call them
Always pull a 180 when shit like that happens user.
Nathaniel Green
>Infinity Blde
Leo Reed
SPBP
Cooper Cox
A mobile game from 2010 looks better than console games released in 2022
Nicholas Edwards
ITT: things that never happened
Andrew Stewart
cope
Zachary Edwards
u will get ground 2 dust if u get hired
Why not pick higher margin, lower effort industry with B2B software?
Levi Carter
>90% of mobileshit are gacha sexy PNG games
>wtf we ask for mobile games and he names one of the million sexy games
Maybe they were disgusted because you said yes, instead of saying no, mobile is garbage. but normalfags tend to have shit taste
Daniel Taylor
Should have told them you played FGO instead, the HR cutie gave me her number and we a great time the following night
Leo Wood
I had a similar interview and I told them I don't like phone games.
I got the job.
Lucas Torres
This never happened, but you deserve every bad thing that comes towards you for playing gachashit.
Nolan Hernandez
???
Like its not dead but ok
Thomas Kelly
>go to job interview at a game studio
>they make phone games
what the fuck is wrong with you?
Jayden Mitchell
If you're a mobile game company and you aren't seriously looking at Genshin as competition, you will not last.
That's just ignorance to the most iconic mobile game of the last few years, instead of learning what people like about it and how you might be able to adapt.