>launch pirated game
>cmd opens for 0.147382920 seconds
Launch pirated game
Wyatt Gomez
Joshua Moore
>launch original game
>cmd opens for 0.187482920 seconds
Elijah Thomas
>Game does a fake error prompt before spooping you
Isaiah Johnson
>launch indie game
>cmd opens for 0.172519420 seconds
Ryan Peterson
> clock hits exactly midnight
> cmd opens for 0.243508 seconds
god damnit SQL you scared the shit out of me
Hudson Foster
>launch pirated game
>"cupholder installed"
>disc drive opens up
Henry Turner
I lost a three month living character in Zomboid because of fucking SQL, never been so mad in my life. I had 10 carpentry, 7 tailoring, and and 10 foraging just to lose it all because of that shit.
Angel Brown
This image so so old
Dominic Reyes
What do you mean ? You installed an SQL server on your machine ?
Caleb Hill
At that point, why not just recreate your character with console commands, or cheats, or whatever? (I don't play PZ, so I'm not sure how it works)
You got cheated. Wasn't an authentic loss.
You don't deserve to get fucked like that.
James Edwards
>launch pirated game
>it works perfectly
>still become paranoid at every little thing the PC does like a random microfreeze or 1 dropped frame in a video or it taking half a second more to do something
It's an abstract kind of feeling
Tyler Nelson
>check task manager
>Screamer.exe
Gabriel Brooks
>launch pirated game
>the installer is in russian
Ryan Torres
>launch pirated game without applying the crack
>it works perfectly
Ayden Martin
Programmer here. I have a different perspective on those brief flashes of a command prompt.
It's actually very easy to just avoid showing it, and instead have your code run completely invisibly. If I were writing malware, I'd definitely do that.
So when I see that prompt, it tells me
>some program just run and finished very quickly, and whoever wrote it hasn't made any attempt to hide it from me
Since it's not even trying to hide, I don't really have any reason to distrust it.
Michael Mitchell
>the crack is just running the installer of the program itself instead of the CD autorun setup
Christian Williams
soul
Evan Lewis
>Open Epig Games Store
>PC become a turtle
Jason Jones
>install coomer pirated game
>cpu starts going up to 75ºC when idle
>it cools down when I open the task manager
>end up having to crawl trough Russian forums with auto translate to exorcise my system
Colton Harris
lol
Jackson Green
>steamhelper.exe in task manager
>steam isn't even open
Cameron Torres
I wouldn't worry about it. Just the denuvo server emulation.
Now please login to online banking.
Ethan Hernandez
>open microsoft edge and close it
>it doesn't disappear from task manager
Brody Clark
it's just collecting data, you shouldn't have a problem with it if you have nothing to hide chud
Lincoln Reyes
>launch pirated game
>it opens steam
>shows game in your recently played
Owen Campbell
>open pirating website
>tab opens for 3*0,000000000000001 ms