? Why are you looking at me like that Chief?
John?
? Why are you looking at me like that Chief?
Ian Walker
Sebastian Watson
Why is the AI that is built off the neural tissue of Dr. Halsey a raging holoslut?
David Smith
Headcanon
Cortana is pure innocent and doesn't care about sex
DO NOT POST THE WEBM
Evan Cooper
Why they fucking made her so sexy in halo 4?
Like what the fuck was 343 thinking?
Nathaniel Garcia
Haha, what WebM?
Isaac Gonzalez
Question is why did they fuck her up THIS badly in 5
enough out of you
Blake Walker
If she was made of light or some shit like that ( I never played halo 5), chief could have fucked her?
And if he could, there could be a possibility of Cortana being able to be good again thanks to some master Chief D?
Jordan Bell
I like The Weapon
Except for her stupid name, she makes pretty cute faces
Joseph Wright
She's Cortana's retard little sister
Cute in some way
Joshua Robinson
I'm surprised Cortana hasn't downloaded herself into an android or something by this point
Jonathan Fisher
She takes on a hard-light form at the end of 4 and specifically comments on how nice it is to finally be able to touch John, so I mean in theory yea she could have fucked him. Though at that point she was seconds from "dying".
Anyway I don't know why people have an issue with cortana changing over time. One of the most core aspects of halo lore is that AI change over time and have an expiration date after which they become unstable and ultimately rampant. Cortana goes from being very computer-y and pure business AI to being more and more human over time. Natural that she changes her form to reflect that.
She's also got the brain of an adult woman in a form that can never have sex or masturbate so....you know.
Henry Wright
Haha imagine if chief fucked Cortana and she became good again and then the war stopped lol
Zachary Jenkins
Cortana was a femcel?
Austin Gutierrez
My only problem is how they handled her in Infinite
So what they just kinda beat her off screen?
Christopher Martinez
CUTE!
Christian White
The problem is 5 shouldn’t have brought her back at all.
Have Chief going rogue hunting down promethean bullshit, fighting covenant splinter factions, pirates, insurrectionists. Lead into the banished from there.
Joshua Roberts
343 needed a stronger villain setup, everyone blames 5 but really it was 4's job to create compelling villains to hold up the next Trilogy.
Instead we got these Jobbers
Eli Stewart
Based
Matthew Bell
Halo sucked after 1 because the entire premise is that there are these mysterious rings in space. 1 explained what the rings were, and then we were done.
Ryder Parker
Yea that was lame. They wanted a reboot with "normal" cortana and chief, and they did it in a really hamfisted way. I would have been cool with Cortana's arc fully ending with her rampancy and death.
I mean yea, she literally was. She's a fully complex AI with a human personality, but can't get any dick. It's gotta be tough for her.
Owen Price
God i fucking hated the prometheans. Fighting them and their retarded dogs was so fucking awful, barely finished the campaign.
Christian Turner
If Cortana, Siri, and Alexa got into a fight, who would win?
Gabriel Bennett
Retard tier question. Better question, if halo 5 cortana, mendicant bias, and offensive bias all got in a fight, who would win?
Ayden Barnes
My dick.
Grayson Mitchell
how they got away of her showing her tits since 2002
Hunter Sanchez
git gud
you have infinite ammo
Angel Ramirez
Post the greentext.
Liam Young
>Except for her stupid name
Her name is JOYEUSE.
Liam Garcia
>clothes
imposter
Ayden Anderson
Halo Reach was a good game and a fine send off for Bungie's Halo and I'm tired of pretending it wasn't
Ian Torres
Halo 3 the best where my Foundry boys at