What should I get?

wtf

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I need something to hide my gamer dent. It's getting pretty bad now.

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Uhhh where are the Mario games and dino nuggies? Good luck bringing in gamers without them…

I hate tryhard ranked fags like you, instead of the dev giving us more haircuts they remove haircuts and day/night version of maps becuase "MUH META" "MUH ESPORTS"

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LMAO

top kek
this actually on their website

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real disappointed I had to scroll down so far to see this image

No sinks to wash their greasy hair in? What about southern states where lice run rampant?

I wear glasses so how the fuck is this supposed to work?

>Get too into the game and move too much during haircut
>Have a massive baldspot in hair now and you either gotta cut a lot more off or just rock the baldspot becuase your adhd ass had to play fucking halo instead of sitting still for 10-15 minutes.

why do these retards always spray the water in my eyes

$24 for a haircut, plus tip. we also have gamer hair products. buy now goy

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user, do you bounce up and down while you play games or something?

No thanks I'll stick to my 2 in 1 body wash and shampoo combo.

>barber tried to take a stealthpic of my gamerdent while snickering
>run out of the store crying
0 stars for unprofessionalism

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A good barber accentuates and highlights the gamer dent. I don't let a barber touch my scalp if I can't see a slope in his skull.

>walk in for my gamer game gaming cut
>playing fifa with the guy next to me
>score impossible goal
>he jumps out of the chair and the barber clips half his hair off
>barber cutting my hair gets scared and clips my hair off
>we demand discounts for fucked up hair
>barbers says we'll give you half off
>other guy says you already did that and storms out
>i laugh and leave with half off too
FUCKING GAMERCUT

Get a trim

Can I get a #2 on the sides and back and about half an inch off the top senpai?

You guys aren't using shampoo/conditioner more than once a week right?

go for the bart simpson

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Toothpaste every day my man

I went to a barber for the first time in probably 8 years last month and they charged me 35 burgerbucks for running a hairclipper a couple times on my sides and back. like a total of maybe 10 minutes tops. didnt do the top because i asked them not to.
i'll be sticking with my $20 hair clippers at home and buzzing everything 2 inches

this looks like a place to get a circumcision

>conditioner
why would any man use that shit, unless you got some jew fro or you're black or something, it makes my hair feel like its thinning when its not

I just started using selsum blue, once or twice a week cause my scalp has been ashy lately

Imagine what those consoles will be like inside after a couple months of sucking up stray hairs

Because your eyes are dirty

>female
poor kid, he'll learn one day not to let a bitch touch his hair

Most people see that coming and close their eyes.

>go to barber
>have long hair, about 8 inches long
>can you cut the sides and back half of what it is right now? and just trim the top to get it even
>takes the hair clippers and cuts the sides and back to maybe 2 inches
>cuts the top more than half
>40 dollars
i guess all they know how to do is an undercut
i didnt say anything because i am a pussy and hate confrontation

Zoomies can't just awkwardly stare ahead and pretend they aren't looking at their hairdressers tits for 15 minutes like the rest of us?

because it's too much of a hassle to use these

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If my hairs get too long its feels like ass after using the shampoo, like my hand sticks to it. Conditioner fixs it until it get a haircut

Cloud haircut.

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