>SON STOP USING NEWGROUNDS IT GAVE OUR COMPUTER A VIRUS
SON STOP USING NEWGROUNDS IT GAVE OUR COMPUTER A VIRUS
Angel Carter
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Anthony Perry
>user STOP PLAYING ONLINE VIDEOGAMES THEY ARE STEALING ALL THE INTERWEBS NOW MY 5 TORRENTS ARE SLOW AND THE 15 TOOLBARS FOR FREE IPHONES AREN'T RESPONDING
Joshua Edwards
Not possible
I only use it for pron
Grayson Powell
I kinda miss the days when viruses were a real threat. One time when I was a kid someone got a virus on the family computer that turned every shortcut icon into porn.
James Rogers
this, plus back in those days a lot of viruses were made for the lolz. Now it's all just ransomware attacks on workplaces and stuff
Colton Allen
>all the latest gaming cheats and tips, for FREE!!
Carter Wilson
shut up dad i'm playing skullkid
Colton Rogers
>Somehow family pc got virus.
>My father just called his friend to fix it and neither my mother nor my older brother paid any attention to it.
>Years later it turned out that all three of them had been surfing dodgy websites for porn.
Nathaniel Cook
jew game
Brayden Gutierrez
>mum and dad tell me to uninstall my games because they are "making the internet slow"
>just delete the desktop shortcuts
>"see the internet running so much quicker now"
having tech illiterate parents growing up was insufferable
Camden Nelson
I miss pron.
Carson Collins
Your mom watches porn?
Jaxon Thompson
>Dad asks me to log him on facebook on his phone
>His notifications are full of virus-injected adware
Some things never change
Henry Martinez
Accidently clicked on a bad link to goonland which probably hasn't existed for years and years and years
m.youtube.com
There was a link in that site to a partner site that had other characters and vids for them
Jordan Lee
>dad picks up the phone and kills the internet connection to my cybersex session with some big tittied goth MILF on ICQ
Ethan Stewart
MY FELLOW AMERICANS
Oliver Ramirez
lol
so true
>do IT for boomer relative
>he is a big Age of Empires 2 autist, wants to run the latest launch in his rig
>download steam and buy the game legally cus he's a "piracy is theft"-tard
>one month later his PC begins to slow down and crash
>hurrdurr wot's dis steam virus you downloaded user?!
>spend 3 hours talking to a wall trying to explain what steam is and how it works
>check out his PC to see what's wrong
>find out some retarded IT wanna be boomer friend of him downloaded a pirate version of Kaspersky antivirus without a crack and god knows how many trojans attached
>auto windows updates activated again, either pirates or software interfere with updates, making problems worse
>plugins, drivers and other programs cease to work due to compatibility issues
>even ad-block was compromised so the machine got full of internet aids from unprotected porn sites
>fuck it, there's nothing in this PC, he just uses it for gaming and youtube, time to format the hard drive
>leave the machine brand new, with a spacious empty hard drive, all the cracks, all drivers, all plug ins and a desktop icon for AoE2 right in the middle of the screen
>"hurrdurr, hey user! this steam virus erased everything in my computer! i thought you had gotten rid of that!"
Chase Torres
>Mom sees a report on the news how kids are getting kidnapped by talking to strangers over chat rooms
>goes full ignorant bitch mode on me and my friends
>WE HAVE TO DELETE THE E-MAIL I SAW IT ON CNN
>we start laughing hysterically because we already know how out of touch she is about the topic
>like when a movie gets a video game scene completely wrong and the kids are the experts in pointing out how it doesn't make any sense
>she starts fuming even harder
>IF YOU DON'T DELETE THAT E-MAIL THING THE WHOLE COMPUTER IS GOING IN THE GARBAGE
>sigh, yes mom
>tell her that I'll get rid of it
>delete the shortcut to internet explorer on the desktop to show her that I can't access it anymore
>she leaves proud like she actually accomplished something
>meanwhile the rest of us kids are snickering as she walks away
love you mom but dear lord
Julian Sullivan
>helping retards with their tech problems
retard you never help anyone with his pc or phone or you will be known as the hacker who fixes shit for free
Cooper Anderson
My dad did this bullshit and then downloaded some virus while looking for "free antivirus"
It made it that on the web browser random words would turn into hyperlinks to somewhat related websites, probably some form of adware
I clicked a link to youtube, but it took me to some porntube website instead, I never saw porn before
The first thing I saw was a vagina but it was like filled with some sponge like texture, I have no idea what the fuck it was but it was horrifying
I clicked of the site in less than 5 seconds, but to this day I'm still disgusted by vaginas even though I am heterosexual
Joseph Lewis
My mom told me to help her remove a bunch of people she accidentally added on Facebook and when I went through her friends list it was a huge contrast of elderly bible study people and a bunch of actual gang members posing with guns and drugs. Also her feed was 90% advertisements.
Charles Stewart
I clicked on some Australian porn website that somehow charged our phone company for a long distance call (was on dial up), was only on it for a few minutes but my parents got a bill for like $200. Still get a laugh about it now and then.
Aiden Morris
You can't talk to me like that Louie c.kuck
Ethan Johnson
My mom got the hang of computers pretty quick, she even had a youtube account where she uploaded family videos and stuff. She even taught me how to crack games, love her to death.